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Bad Leafi (with background)

(So after watching the award video, it appears "Star Child" has a name: Spectra! OMG spoilers!)

Oh, no! Bad Leafi is crashing the contest!

Bad Leafi is not a nice leafi at all. He goes to Wasteland Weekend every year, and he says if sci-fi isn't post-apocalyptic sci-fi, it's just garbage. Bad Leafi says spaceships are for wusses. He eats thorns for breakfast & spikes his coffee with Red Bull & weapons grade plutonium. When he has a heart attack, he grits his teeth, sweats through it, and orders another coffee. He got a gold tooth from a big fight with 3 feral pigsies... and won! Instead of stealing candy from babies, he gives them candy--really sticky candy--so their teeth will rot out. He's so bad! And he says mean things, like, like... *whispers* (He says Cosmo-Chizzard is an N-E-R-D!)

*shudders* Oooh! We don't talk like that around here, but Bad Leafi is just so baa-aa-aad!

*slaps hooves over mouth*
Oh, my goodness. I'm so terribly sorry. I baa'd. Please excuse me. It's a little spsheep impediment from when I was just a lamb. It slips out sometimes when I'm excited. I'll try to control myself.

But Bad Leafi is so bad! Bad Leafi says Cosmo-Chizzard is just a poser. He says hosting a sci-fi contest when the galactic blocks are already here isn't bending time & space at all. He brought Star Child from the future, and she doesn't even have a release date yet! He also squeezed her into a single claim, which made her resolution pretty bad & it's giving her a headache. But Bad Leafi says THAT'S how you bend time & space.

Bad Leafi has his leaf pierced like, 20 times! And he hangs forks and pipe wrenches from it. Bad Leafi never ever ever ties his boots. He wears a ripped chainmail sleeve and a combo spanner around his neck. He has shades with his own name brand, too! Max was mad, but Leafi is just BAD. Bad Leafi says he was in 2 of the Mad Max movies, but he can be hard to see because of the crowds. (I'm not sure if that's true, but that's what he says.) And Bad Leafi says... he says... What? *listens carefully*

Oh! Bad Leafi says blowing up his homeworld was "totally righteous, dude" and Cosmo-Chizzard is okay in his book, even if he is an N-E-R-D. He also says you guys did a "wicked clean" job on all the lights on Star Child's outfit, and he wants one, too.

Ba!

(Bad Leafi says I need to get a life. Ha! Good thing I don't have one of those. I never would've got all this done in only 2 weeks.)
(Oh, and... my wife totally wants a Bad Leafi doll now. I guess I better start sewing?)

POINTLESS NOTE: Designer is not responsible for queen bee growing in or on Bad Leafi. Designer is not responsible for any mean things Bad Leafi says. By subscribing, builder accepts all risks of building with natural blocks on worlds with hostile creatures.

MORE USEFUL NOTE: Bad Leafi punched me in the arm--really hard--for putting a space background behind him. He says it's for babies. I was just trying to make the blueprint more sci-fi... Since Bad Leafi doesn't like the background, I've included a version without the background. It's also useful if you want a 360-degree view without the background in your way. Optionally, you could get the background version and just not build the background, because blueprints are suggestive, not imperative. The non-background version is merely an alternate version available for Bad Leafis & sheep haters, and NOT my contest entry.

VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: The background version has a "parity shell" just in front of the cornerstone. This shell should be placed LAST. When burst filling LED lights, the lights will first burst fill, then will program. It is possible to complete the blueprint before all lights are programmed, leaving a handful of LED lights with no color. As long as you have not placed the parity shell, the blueprint will never be complete. Therefore, you do not run the risk of completing your build with a burst fill of LED lights, and your blueprint marking itself complete before all lights are programmed. At the very least, complete the LED background before placing the parity shell.