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The Berserker Blöthar of GWAR

Haling from the Planet Scumdogia and weigning in at a whole lot of pounds, Blöthar is here to anoint the Fire Pro Wrestling World in the blood of gods. The Berserker comes complete with moves, CPU logic, (gotta take advantage of those seven new slots for early-match pinning combos, you guys) and four costumes, some even including a sad attempt at his udders, which I'm assuming Spike has too much decency to ever include as an edit part:
1. no-helmet Berserker look
2. original GWAR-B-Q debut look
3. face-painted and fancier-helmeted Onion AV Club look
4. Blöthar's human slave Michael Bishop, as seen giving what you earthlings refer to as a "TED Talk"
Entrance filename is Blothar.mp3, and the new CD isn't out till the 20th, but I'm sure some of you scoundrels will find something appropriate through nefarious YouTube-based means.