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Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China)

From John Carpenter's 1980s cult classic.

No not that one.

Not that one either.

No, the OTHER one with Kurt Russell.

It's 'Big Trouble in Little China,' okay? (You know, like it says in the headline).

Anyway, Jack is a truck driver who finds himself in WAY over his head, needing to save a damsel in distress from an unholy marriage to preserve the youth of a sorcerer, some creature hitching a ride on the back of his truck (SPOILER!), and not one, but THREE thunder gods. And that's not even mentioning the self-destructing bodyguard (Well, I guess I did just mention it).

Jack is now set in the FPW ring. He may not know all the rules, but you can rest assured he'll never lose his cool.

Outfit 1: Classic
Outfit 2: Trucking gear
Outfit 3: Silk robe
Outfit 4: Salesman

Theme song file name: Big Trouble in Little China Theme