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Furniture Wars

A customer service RPG. Stop the nefarious Jake Jabs and bring down the Retail evil.
Was previously on Workshop. Took down to iron out some bugs.

!WARNING! This game has nudity and sexual content. There is a SFW mode that you can enable at the beginning of the game. This will remove the view function of "Lewd photos" that you exchange for powerful weapons.

Furniture Wars and all characters are purely fictional and, at best, are a crude and inaccurate satire of any coincidental representation of a real person.

Patch Notes:
Story: 100% complete
There was a bug where you couldn't enter the final boss room. Fixed.
Some events wouldn't trigger or would be cancelled by a different switch. Fixed.
Text box/menu opacity was set to 0%. Now at a reasonable percentage.
Some additional quests inputed. Available after finishing the story.
Battle Arena is open, but no scripted fights have been input. Just a room with a cafeteria lady.
Obtainable Yoshi egg/Yoshi follower.

Todo:
Fix and normalize audio issues.
Fix and rewrite text. Fix cut off words.
Finish Battle Arena.
Continue to input quests.
Utilize the 8-10 maps that I fleshed out and never did anything with.
Add Heaven's Gate player base functions.
Extend story.


I dont own rights to MOST of the content in the game. Any music found in the game belongs to their respective authors as does any picture that is represented in this work. This game is purely a passion project that is a complete and utter mess. I apologize.