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Elf Rifle (A.T.D.F Declassified)

The Elf Rifle was a primary firearm used by Santa Special Forces (S.S.F). The S.S.F was a private military force that was used my the Anti Thottie Defence Force (A.T.D.F) prior to the great thot war. The Elf rifle was the primary firearm used by Santa’s elves.

The Elf Rifle is a modified version of the classic M1 Garand. Up in the north pole, it was difficult to get any weapon after the 1950s. The weapon is known for having very similar performance to the M1 Garand except for the extended clip system and reduced recoil. The weapon was known for having rudolf the reindeer as part of the iron sights, and the word “elf” printed on the barrel of the rifle.

Prior to the Great Thot War, the Thot Police, U.S Government and the barely existent A.T.D.F realized that the THOT problem across the world was growing. In the states, California and New York where known breeding grounds for the thots. As a result the A.T.D.F contracted the S.S.F to begin “cleaning” up the thot mess. During the night, Santa’s elves would jump off Santa’s sled and sneak into the Thot’s house while they were asleep. They would lure out them thots with soybeans, money and snapchat filters. Then they would “clean up” the thot and continue to the next target. This seemed to be very effective prior to the war. It is believed that the elves actions could have caused the thots to revolt and begin the Great Thot War.

Specs -
Ammo - 16
Total Ammo - 160

“Snowballs are okay against thots, but I prefer bullets.” - Saint Nicholas

“Thots, more like Nots” - Connor R.

“I wish someone threw a snowball at me instead of shooting me in the back of my head…” - Abraham Lincoln

Stop them thots from crushing your snowman!