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Ballistic Bagpipes

Have you ever looked at a Bagpiper and wonder why they're dressed like that, or why they're always alone far in the back? To provide musical ambience you might say? No.

These men are trained killers, part of the S.B.A (Scottish bagpipe Assasins), they show no mercy and remain in the shadows to deliver lethal blows to anyone who pays the most.

Their weapons? The Ballistic Bagpipes of course! Their methods? To ensnare people in their melodys, and then to shoot a dart at the target, then retreat while the victim suffers from the poison!

They are referred to as the Scottish Sirens like the mythical creatures of old. So beware when you hear their tunes, and remember to cover your ears...

Or you'll soon be ensnared and falling into a deep... deep sleep. for eternity!

Yours Sincerley,
TheTartanterrorist