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AARG (A.T.D.F)

The Anti Air Rail Gun, or AARG (You know, like a pirate) was the A.T.D.F's choice for post war air protection. This cutie was equipped with a powerful electromangetic cannon that fired five rail rounds towards the hostile flying thotties. This machine was mainly used for protecting the rootbeer (defense), but was also used for assault.

During operation Dam Daniel, it was up to the A.T.D.F to defend a Rootbeer refinery near the coast of Alaska. Them thotties however decided that the rootbeer was not for the boys and must be shared equally with everyone. As a result, the thotties put on their white vans and picked up their THOTRIFLES and decided to attack the refinery.

Post Thot War, it was not uncommon to have groups of hostile thots group together and attack small A.T.D.F outposts and resources located near and in the Thotzones. However, this rootbeer refinery was located in A.T.D.F controlled terroritory. So when them nasty thotties crawled into the A.T.D.F land and began the assault on the boy's rootbeer, the A.T.D.F where not ready. This, however did not stop the boys from cracking a cold one and lighting up them thotties with the newly installed AARG system. The Thots had no idea that the boys of the A.T.D.F and S.A.D had newer, more powerful technologies. As a result them thots stood no chance. It was not long before the last remainding thots cried for a retreat and wimpered out of the refinery.