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Todd Colton

He calls himself the greatest thing ever to set foot in a wrestling ring. Most just call him "The Obnoxious One". Todd Colton is a loudmouth, and most of the time he looks like every bad 80s trend threw up on him, favoring neon colors and playing up the era for all he's worth.

This is not to say he's a pushover.

Once in the ring, Todd's still a dangerous man: one who lets their guard down will quickly find their arms hanging limp at their sides, before he goes in for the kill. With a multitude of armbars in his arsenal, he'll likely move to submit anyone who gets in his way... and if they prove too stubborn for that, he'll just hit the flashiest, most unbelievable move in wrestling, the Canadian Destroyer.

And he'll piss you off every second of the match, to boot, because he will not. Shut. Up. Ever.