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"This helmet was made for the sole purpose of stopping kids from cracking open their skulls. Many kids these days die prematurely due to bonking, and while the exact cause of death is unknown, it is thought to be directly related to bonking. As such, this helmet was made so the cause of death, if from bonking, is no longer bonking and is now getting pecked to death by a bird. Unfortunately, the creators forgot to account that a much more effective method of preventing bonk-related deaths was the no-bonk badge. The result is the Cranium Companion being unable to do it's job, and as such it is now a rare collector's item."
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