So basically in third grade I used to steal peices of ♥♥♥♥ out of the toilet bowl. Yup, not my proudest moment! Basically they had to close out the entire bathroom because all of the ♥♥♥♥ chunks all over the walls, floors, doors, windows, stalls, if it was in sight you name it. They called me the turd bandit. I never got caught but this little asian boy named jonesy was caught smearing ♥♥♥♥ on the window. That dude was drawing a penis on the mirror with a smiley face on it. Ridiculous! never saw him again. Over 30 people got salmonella because of all the liquid ♥♥♥♥ dripping down from the bathrooms. And dear god it smelled like 5,000 bodies lying in afghan. One time the principle slipped on a fat log on the floor, and faceplanted into a dookie farm. He proceeded to vomit all over his clothes and body. We laughed.