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SAVTec Yellow Pill Philosophy

Are you sick & tired of blue and red pills? Do you seriously not give a rats @rse how deep the rabbit hole goes? Or that there's even a rabbit? Or a hole?
Do you wish the rabbit would just f-off & stop digging up your prize-winning lawn?

Do you yearn for something different? Something more... "yellow"?

If the answer is yes, then my friends, you have come to the right place! Oh yes!
For we at SAVTec share your pain; and for this reason we have created for you the Yellow Pill Philosophy!

Finally there exists a pill colour that we can all agree on!

Blah blah, no mods, blah, no pistons / rotors / scripts, blah blah blah... you know the deal...

Yellow Pill Philosophy is a life-changing movement for people just like you (and probably some other people who are different)

Gone are the days of blue and red mining drones that drop out of the sky like stones when their cargo containers are full!
Gone are the days of f*&%-ugly drones whos batteries last all of 2 minutes!
And gone are the days of not being able to sit & ride on your drone like it was an awesome flying mo'bike!

When you swallow the Yellow Pill and commit to the philosophy, your life will change, for the better, forever!

We are no nasty snake-oil salesmen trying to sell you some stupid-coloured metaphorical pill here! What we offer you today is the real thing! A genuine, bona-fide, honest-to-goodness actual yellow pill that is actually yellow and actually pill-shaped.

Don't believe us? See for yourselves! Gentledy's and Ladymen, madsieurs et misdames, cast your eyes if you would upon...
The Yellow Pill!
Et voila!

Finally coming around eh?! It's about time!
You sir and / or ma'am have been hoodwinked by the wrong coloured pills all your life!
Behold now the proper colour for a pill to be! For the one true pillmaker has spoke and he sayeth unto thee...

"Let thine pills forever be yellow in colour and be decepted-eth not by pills of false shade nor hue"

• A drill
  
• A cargo container
  
• A reactor
  
• Compatible with the same landing / construction pad as the SAVTec S.L.U.T.S and P.I.S.S.A.R.S.E (pad and other ships not included)
  
• Tested to fly perfectly with a full cargo container (approx 10 tons). Can carry more but don't push your luck too far!
  
• Err... oh yeah, it can sort & eject stone
  
• Some other stuff
  
• Oh, and you can sit & ride it like an awesome mo'bike or fly it by remote if you want

And lo, he opened the 42nd seal and there was a great storm of jubilant flatulence and a warm trickle of wee ran down his leg, for within lay a small gleaming yellow thing, pill-like in form and resplendent in the light.
He closed the seal quickly and ran off to write inscribe a description for the workshop.

When he returned, he gathered unto him all of his many excellent followers & subscribers and proclaimed to them in a grand voice (and I quoth)...

Yay all of you who have come here today for the filthy innuendo and yellow stuff by which you know me best, hear now the words handed to me from upon high that thou too may findest in thineselves the power to wield this glorious new yellow thing!

The Yellow Commandments by which thine pill shall be governed are to be thus...

Commandment the first:
Thou shalt not turneth thine yellow thing upside down, lest it not have enough thrust and fall on thine head whilst thou operateth it remotely.

Commandment the second:
Thou shalt not covet thine neighbours yellow thing. Instead thou should go forth and subscribeth to it of thine own conscience and volition.

Commandment the third:
Thou shalt not hoard thine yellow thing to thineself, nor hideth it in shame from thine friends eyes. Thou should instead shouteth and screameth about it and provideth for your friends the URL, that they might see it with their own eyes and share in thine ecstacy.

Commandment the fourth:
Thou shalt not judgeth the yellow thing by poor quality graven images that are in the wrong damned aspect ratio. Thou shall instead forgiveth the great pillmaker, for he sees the universe of his creation only in 16:9

Commandment the fifth...

He then rattled off a bunch more stuff about how to operate the yellow thing but it was all stuff his legion of followers already knew how to do; and they weren't listening anyway because it was all a load of old drivel; and when he was finished making his loathesome and boring speech it was night time and the pub was open and so thitherto he went for to get correctly lathered, leaving behind these last few mumblings...

Comments / questions / suggestions / constructive criticism all very welcome.
I've even been known to do the odd request-build from time to time, so if you have an idea, drop me a line. If I like it I may build it.

If you like this build & want to see more, please check out my workshop pages
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/profiles/76561198064838288/myworkshopfiles/

For the ever-expanding SAVTec Industries collection click here...
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1451430759&savesuccess=1