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The GREAT and POWERFUL Machete

This is the machete of your GREAT AND POWERFUL RULER, TRIXIEEEEEE. She was very displeased with the lowly deceit and trickery of those terrible ponies in ponyville, and she magically created the MOST GREAT AND POWERFUL MACHETE KNOWN TO PONYKIND so she could use it to MURDER THEM. Unfortunately, her spell went wrong and it somehow ended up in Left 4 Dead 2. It was very strange, but it should IN NO WAY show that THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE is not the best unicorn and ALL it shows is that the SPELL was defecitve, not THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE's casting thereof.

Okay, now that that's out of my system...
Uhm. Yeah, it's a Trixie machete. The cutie mark sits a good bit higher than on my other machete's to show how GREAT and POWERFUL she is and that she rises HIGHER than all the other ponies.

Okay, NOW it's out of my system.
Instead of her mane, I used her hat/cape from Boast Busters to fill in the handle. Be honest, you don't remember what color her mane is without looking it up either, do you? If you're going to comment on this item, make the first word of it the color you thought it was *before* looking it up.
Uhm. I'm sure I'll end up doing some other Trixie stuff. Probably some Trixie/Twilight double stuff because, well, even though Trixie is the HIGHEST LEVEL UNICORN (Okay, so it wasn't out of my system)... Twilight is best pony.

Requested by someone named Cheerilee.
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