"I ever tell you 'bought the time me and my buddy Keith got near Area 51? We went camping and didn't bother to read the signs. Well, Keith went into cardiac arrest from too much Monster Energy an' I hit the brakes and, windshields look pretty durable, right? Not the case, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flew right through that sucker. And I guess the Army were just testing bombs that day, not just regular bombs. Like biological nerve-gas bombs, shrapnel bombs, these bombs that break up in the air into, like, a hundred smaller bombs. Heh, third-degree burns on 95 percent of his body, lost two fingers and a thumb. He screamed for an entire year every single time he opened his eyes! Oh, man! At first, it was funny; then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! But to this day, Keith has no sensation in his right foot, and doesn't recognize his own brother Paul no more. Man, sometimes nature's just tryin' to teach us, if we'd only listen."