Pretend you're a spy (the comic book kind), a great-ish thief or a gigantic hat enthusiast with this three-in-one Halloween costume. It's so huge it practically doubles as an umbrella (suck it, Hard Counter) and is legally considered the world's smallest country (suck it, Vatican City) which means that you have diplomatic immunity*.

*Diplomatic immunity does not actually make you immune to anything. Do not walk next to your enemy and tell him to respect your hat-country.