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SLC - Pioneer

Do you dread those long excursion, surveying distant worlds?
The uncomfortable beds, Company mandated rations and the odd alien infestation getting you down?
Well have we got a vehicle for you!

Introducing the the Pioneer Rover, new from the Selena and Luna Corporation.
Travel around in relative comfort, with our well appointed interior.
You maybe billions of light years away from the nearest outpost but that doesn't mean you need to suffer the roughness of the world that you find yourself on.

We've also provided you with all the production facilities you need to establish your presence on your new home.

Contact your nearest Branch Office today!

Marketing Drone: 0800DI

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Always maintain a good stock of NATO Rounds in case of incursions by the local flora and / or fauna.
The Selena and Luna Corporation is not responsible for accidental death, clang or destruction of facilities due to misuse and detonation of said products. Nor instances of death or possession due to asphyxiation, burning, freezing, body snatching, mind control, brain extraction or mutations of any kind as a result of the product's failure to protect users.
Regards Legal Eagle Drone: HAL345
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