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10 Oct, 2019 @ 5:00am
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Simonov SKS

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Description
Russia. A country with a language possessed of the ability to make any woman speaking it sound like a lyrical enchantress and any man sound like a drunken oaf of three survived strokes who punctuates his sentences by landing his fist into your eye socket. Very much so the Russian world is one of duality, like one of those stylish Russian Gucci rip-off handbags (probably called Goche in Cryllic~) who's main purpose isn't so much a carrier of feminine accessories rather than a glorified holster for a snubbed handgun. And gurl, you don't need a gun for that, because people are going to just die when they see that handbag. Mmm-hmm guuuurl.

But speaking of Russians, guns and juxtaposition: The Simonov SKS. The Trump University degree of the firearms world; Founded by the clueless, far better alternatives, helped with nothing, and the penultimate lesson taught from it being "consider plastics". It's a firearm that came about when mean Ol' Farmer Stalin busted down the door the underpaid constructor-conscripts had just finished working on and slapped down a blueprint stained with beatroot coffee and the tears of squeaky-voiced orphans fighting over the last scrap of hash to the puzzlement of his military peers, pondering over the need of a weapon utilizing stripper clips in a post-magazine world, but before any of the commanders could raise their finger in question (forgetting that such a thing was often met with execution), Ol' Stalinbug, as his wife called him, sauntered off in a conceited manner like that time he had read about the Hindenburg.

Then the AK-47 was invented.

Then Stalin was pouty for 200 years.

Then Russia collapsed.

Then the Soviet Government was replaced by a frathouse operated by a shaved Slytherin chimp.

And now we have Lesbians.

The end.

This replaces the hunting rifle on the SKS animations of Day of Infamy mod Born 2 Kill.

This weapon follows modern Russian culture in that it has a viewing apparatus on it. It may not record things like the ones they put on every car over there, however not unlike them, oh man, the ♥♥♥♥ you're going to see with it my friend.

Hope you like it.


Credits:

Born to Kill - Animations
Call of Duty: One of Them - PU Scope

Luchador - SKS model & textures
Yogensia - Flashlight model & textures
Porky-Da-Corgi - Zip-ties
Jacob_LHh3[www.deviantart.com] - Extracting & providing the scope
Lt. Rocky - Compile; Animations; Shaders
49 Comments
Pink Flamingo 17 Jun @ 11:47am 
=СИМОНОВ=
Arilorii 28 Mar @ 7:07pm 
I found this by searching lesbian and was fully expecting the rifle to be orange white and pink,,
Alternative Nator 9 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55pm 
where is Sniper tag?
Кошкин 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:12pm 
С этим модом вспомнил как воевали наши деды
TonyMars 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:44pm 
please speed up the reloading animation.
Lt. Rocky  [author] 4 Sep, 2022 @ 6:45pm 
Aye, go for it.
FreddieFreeman 4 Sep, 2022 @ 12:11pm 
@Lt. Rocky
Not sure where I would've asked or if you will respond but I'll at least try here.
I've currently made a private port of this (without the scope & flashlight) to NMRIH. Just the model and it's textures, none of the sounds or it's animations.

Would you be okay if I published it with proper credits of course and a link to this page.

I am aware it was "Luchador" who made the SKS but a quick google seach didn't bring up anything for me so please forgive me for that.

If the answer is no then sorry to bother, have a great day nonethelesss!
VietNam Crusader 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:30am 
from vietnam
HUDAAAA
luchog 13 Nov, 2020 @ 5:28pm 
where can i find this coach?
HuskyD. 19 Oct, 2020 @ 10:04pm 
Love the mod but it needs an update. Reload isn't fast enough before you can start firing.