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The Big Bambino

Don't call me Bambino

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Changes most of the Desperado lines with Bud Spencer from various movies like "They Call Me Trinity" and "All The Way Boys!"

Attack;
*Yawn* "I just woke up, you take your share"
"Oh. You never knew how to do anything else"

Brag;
"Three heads split like overripe melons"
"Why in the hell don't you wise up?"
"Yeah, it was approximately like that"
"Can I go to bed, or you got something else planned for tonight?"

Cover;
"Give me a hand"
"And I can't do it all alone"
"Wanna come with me?"

Coward;
"Go back to New Orleans to mama"
"Then get your carcass outta here and leave me be!"

Draw;
"Alright, you stool pigeon"
"Chicken Rustlers"

Enemy Sighted;
"Who's that?"
"Who's that?"
"Oh"

Fighting Talk;
"Ain't you got no ambition in life?"
"This is the last warning, for you and for your chicken rustlers"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"No! You're not gonna see me later!"
"Now, you got exactly one minute to split town"

Shut Up;
"Shut up"
"Shut up"

Fistfight;
"You insult me? No"
"How we gonna settle that, boys?"
"You don't wanna play with them, they're mean"

Get Loot;
"Yeah"
"Yeah, yeah, I know"
"Uhuh, alright"

Go;
"Go on! Go!"
"Clear out, and leave me in peace!"
"Now, beat it! Move!"
"Get movin'!"

Laugh;
"Heh, Somethin' like that"

Gold;
"They'll be swarming into this damn town"
"A dollar a day"

Need a Weapon;
"Now, where the Devil is it?"
"That is sad"

No;
"I don't think so"
"Not like that, beetle brain"

No Enemy;
"Oh"
"It's a quiet day today, see that it ends up the way it started"

Objective;
"Do som'! Rustle cattle! Hold up a stage coach, or play cards or somethin'!"
"Once, you were a good card shark, but do something!"
"I planned a couple of good hold-ups, but I bet you've managed to mess things up on me. I don't know how, but I'm sure you'll do it."

Reloading;
"An ammunition?"

Retreat;
"Get the itch out of your finger!"
"Nah, it's easier said than done"
"Truth is, we was just passing by!"

Wait;
"And stay put!"
"Where you goin'?"
"Where you goin'?"

Pass The Whiskey;
"Lemme tell ya"
"They killed him?"

Whiskey Pass;
"'s a bad wound"

Whiskey Ask;
"Give him some whiskey"

Yeah;
"Oh, yes"
"Hm!"

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