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Stone COLD Serious Gloves

The enigmatic COLD gloves have long been a subject of speculation and mass debates ever since it was unveiled to an unsuspecting world at the dawn of the new millennium. Shocking yet arousing curiosity in the virginal eyes of those who witnessed it, society has never stayed the same ever since it became public knowledge that a small group of Croatian auteurs printed the word "COLD" on the gloves of their national hero.

Countless hypotheses have been brought forth by the brightest minds of our generation, yet we are no closer to the truth than we were twenty years ago. What brings a man to type the now-infamous word onto Serious Sam's gloves? The topmost theory on the subject originates from the professors at the University of Zagreb, who theorized that it is a metaphor for how Sam has to put on a stone-cold exterior to hide his shame and guilt over starting the Human-Mental War. On the other side of the globe, renowned American author Joseph Smith presents an alternative but equally popular hypothesis; he posits that it is a statement on the glorification of weapons in video games, that behind the burning hot barrel of a gun is the hand of a human who has grown numb to violence. Some even say it was to bring attention to the average level of English literacy in the developing nation of Croatia; by implying that Croatians have mistaken the word "COLD" for "COOL", it raises awareness on how the average Croatian understands English enough to join the global discussion, but not enough to hold any form of influence in the international community; thus emphasizing the need for an education system reform. However, skeptics have argued that it was no such grandiose expression, but rather the result of Croteam actually mistaking the word "COLD" for "COOL". These skeptics have since been shunned by the scientific community on the same level as Flat Earthers and Anti-Vaxxers.

Anyway, this mod adds the word "COLD" onto the SSHD glove texture. Now your nipples will always feel like pencil erasers.