I've had many great laughs and been impressed by what names people have cleverly called their weapons. I decided to gather as many as I could together in one place so it's easy for others to find inspiration for their weapons. Many of these names I've found from forums, the community market, TF2Tags.tf, Youtube Comments, and Comments from this guide! Thank you for checking this guide out and I hope you enjoy it!

• Name: Flattergun
  
• Desc: That hat looks good on you!
  
  
• Name: Miss Pauling
  
• Desc: What? Is Heavy the only one who can name his weapons?
  
  
• Name: Is there a vegan option?
  
• Desc: I'm not a FaN of meatshots
  
  
• Name: You can't run away from your problems
  
• Desc: Especially when they're faster than you!
  
  
• Name: Hold still so I can miss you
  
  
• Name: Scatterbrained
  
  
• Name: Shoot N' Scoot
  
  
• Name: Six Warning Shots
  
  
  Force - of - Nature
  
  
  
• Name: Scout Airlines
  
• Desc: Thank you for flying Scout Airlines, have a nice respawn!
  
  
• Name: Airblast V2
  
• Desc: Now with bullets!
  
  
• Name: May the Force-of-Nature be with you
  
  
• Name: Silkee the Boom Boom King
  
  
• Name: United Airlines
  
  
• Name: Keep climbing to newer heights!
  
  
• Name: I need some personal space
  
  
  Soda Popper
  
  
• Name: I believe I can fly!
  
• Desc: I believe I can touch the sky!
  
  
• Name: Cola Cannon
  
  
• Name: Jumping the Gun
  
  
  Shortstop
  
  
• Name: Pushover
  
  
• Name: Move it, fatty!
  
  
• Name: Hello, goodbye!
  
  
• Name: Salt and Pepper
  
  
  ----Secondary----
  
  
  Flying Guillotine
  
  
• Name: A Cleaver Name
  
• Desc: Cleaverer Description
  
  
• Name: Splitting Headache
  
  
  C.A.P.P.E.R
  
  
• Name: H.A.N.D.I.C.A.P.P.E.R
  
  
• Name: D.A.P.P.E.R
  
  
  Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
  
  
• Name: Pocket Medic
  
  
  Mad Milk
  
  
• Name: Don't Cry
  
• Desc: Spilled Milk
  
  
• Name: Jarate
  
• Desc: Paint Color: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
  
  
• Name: Lactose Intolerant
  
  
• Name: Milkyway
  
  
  ----Melee----
  
  
  Bat
  
  
• Name: NANA NANA NANA NANA
  
• Desc: Bat Mann!
  
  
• Name: Purification in progress...
  
  
  Holy Mackerel
  
  
• Name: Magikarp
  
• Desc: Magikarp used SPLASH - it was super effective!
  
  
  
  Batsaber
  
  
• Name: Use the Bonk, Luke
  
  
  Boston Basher
  
  
• Name: Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines
  
• Desc: And brotha... I hurt myself
  
  
  Sandman
  
  
• Name: Mr Sandman, Bring Me a Dream!
  
  
  Bat Outta Hell
  
  
• Name: Spooky Scary Skeletons
  
• Desc: Send shivers down your spine
  
  
• Name: Your Spine will be Mine!
  
  
• Name: The Smack that Smiles Back
  

• Name: Denzel Crocket
  
• Desc: When I get back from the ammo store you are in big trouble!
  
  
• Name: Jazz
  
• Desc: Just play through the mistakes!
  
  
• Name: Team Rocket Launcher
  
• Desc: Blasting off again!
  
  
• Name: Full Metal Rocket
  
• Desc: I don't want no teenage queen, I just want my RPG!
  
  
• Name: Knock knock - who's there?
  
• Desc: DEMOCRACY!
  
  
• Name: Rocket Propelled Rage Quit
  
  
• Name: Michael Bay
  
  
• Desc: Sorry, I was too busy blowing us both up
  
  
  Rocket Jumper
  
  
• Name: North Korea's Missile Program
  
• Desc: It does nothing!
  
  
• Name: Highschool Dropout
  
• Desc: Cannot carry intelligence
  
  
• Name: Falling with Style
  
  
  Original
  
  
• Name: Quake is better, but I like hats.
  
• Desc: This is my compromise
  
  
• Name: I wanted to make a pun
  
• Desc: But I couldn't think of anything ORIGINAL
  
  
• Name: Reject modernity, embrace tradition
  
  
• Name: Feet-seeking missiles
  
  
  Cow Mangler
  
  
• Name: NO MED, NOT THE KRITZKRIEG!
  
  
• Name: The Mann Mangler 9000
  
  
  Beggar's Bazooka
  
  
• Name: Rocket Spammer
  
• Desc: What you lack in quality, you can make up for in quantity
  
  
• Name: Beggars can't be choosers
  
  
• Name: Quantity has a quality of its own
  
  
• Name: Accuracy? Never heard of it
  
  
• Name: Go ahead, airblast it
  
  
  Black Box
  
  
• Name: Goldibox and the Three Rockets
  
  
• Name: Boombox
  
  
• Name: BOOM - Heal Shot!
  
  
  Direct Hit
  
  
• Name: Scout-B-gone
  
  
• Name: USA Air Defense
  
  
• Name: Indirect Hit
  
  
  Air-Strike
  
  
• Name: Missed-By-A-Hair-Strike
  
  
  ----Secondary----
  
  
  Shotgun
  
  
• Name: Rick May's Boomstick
  
• Desc: Good news! We are not dying today, we are going to live forever! -Soldier
  
  
• Name: Son, have you been reading heresy recently?
  
• Desc: UNACCEPTABLE!
  
  
• Name: I desire the front passenger seat
  
  
• Name: Parry this, you casual!
  
  
• Name: Failed Market Garden
  
  
• Name: Reflect this!
  
  
  Concheror
  
  
• Name: The Magic Conch
  
  
• Name: Secondary Medic
  
  
  Buff Banner
  
  
• Name: We wish you a mini crit-mas
  
• Desc: And a happy team clear!
  
  
• Name: Secondary Kritzkreig
  
  
  Battalion's Backup
  
  
• Name: Secondary Vaccinator
  
  
  Mantreads
  
  
• Name: These boots were made for stomping
  
• Desc: And they're going to stomp all over you
  
  
• Name: Tooti Fruiti Leather Booti
  
  
• Name: Pubstompers
  
  
• Name: Goomba Stompers
  
  
  Righteous Bison
  
  
• Name: Bye son
  
  
• Name: Soldier's Stormtrooper Simulator
  
  
  -----Melee----
  
  
  Market Gardener
  
  
• Name: Fight or Flight
  
• Desc: Why not both?
  
  
• Name: Garden Marketer
  
• Desc: May I interest you in some poppies?
  
  
• Name: Tactical Shovel
  
• Desc: Incoming!
  
  
• Name: They'll never see it coming!
  
• Desc: THEY SAY IT COMING!
  
  
• Name: Sharpness V Diamond Shovel
  
  
• Name: If you can dream it, you can meme it!
  
  
• Name: It's raining men!
  
  
• Name: The Soaring Eagle
  
  
• Desc: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's me.
  
  
  Equalizer
  
  
• Name: Minecraft Let's Play
  
  
  Escape Plan
  
  
• Name: Iron Pickaxe
  
• Desc: Silk Touch l, Unbreaking lll, Efficiency V
  
  
  Shovel
  
  
• Name: Lemme see your war face!
  
• Desc: Press G for war face
  
  
• Name: Discount Market Gardener
  
  
  Disciplinary Action
  
  
• Name: I am speed
  

• Name: Make a man a fire, he's warm for a day
  
• Desc: Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life
  
  
• Name: We didn't start the fire
  
• Desc: It was always burning since the world's been turning
  
  
• Name: I don't want to set the world on fire
  
• Desc: I just want to start a flame in your heart
  
  
• Name: It burns, burns, burns
  
• Desc: The ring of fire
  
  
• Name: I wanna set the universe on fire
  
• Desc: Feel it burn tonight
  
  
• Name: The doctor told me to burn some calories
  
• Desc: So I set Heavy on fire
  
  
• Name: Liar Liar France on Fire
  
  
• Name: Burning Flames Unusualifier
  
  
• Name: Dragon Breath
  
  
• Name: Over glorified lighter
  
  
• Name: Baguette Begone 3000
  
  
• Name: Do I smell Barbecue?
  
  
• Name: I saw a spider!
  
  
• Name: I'm on a (W)M1ssion!
  
  
• Name: Burning Man Festival
  
  
• Name: Mobile tanning device
  
  
• Name: California
  
  
  The Rainblower
  
  
• Name: Skittles
  
• Desc: Taste the rainbow
  
  
  Phlogistinator
  
  
• Name: Smash Meter
  
• Desc: Welcome to Quickplay!
  
  
• Name: Reflectile dysfunction
  
  
• Name: Why can't I airblast?
  
  
• Name: Phlogchamp
  
  
• Name: Easy mode
  
  
• Name: I taunt before every kill!
  
  
  Degreaser
  
  
• Name: Over-glorified leaf blower
  
  
• Name: Hot on your heels
  
  
  ----Secondary----
  
  
  Flare Gun
  
  
• Name: Shooting star
  
• Desc: Make a wish
  
  
  Detonator
  
  
• Name: Dr. Doofenshmirtz's Det-inator!
  
  
  Scorch Shot
  
  
• Name: Sniper No Sniping!
  
  
  Reserve Shooter
  
  
• Name: Anti-aircraft Control
  
  
  Panic Attack
  
  
• Name: Panic at the Control Point!
  
  
  Manmelter
  
  
• Name: I Swear I'm Useful!
  
• Desc: Because it's not like every other primary can extinguish teammates
  
  
• Name: Poor Man's Airblast
  
• Desc: Because even a phlog pyro can be a team player
  
  
  Gas Passer
  
  
• Name: Fuel
  
• Desc: Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire
  
  
• Name: Gas Gas Gas
  
• Desc: I'm gonna step on the gas
  
  
• Name: Tacobots Hate Him
  
• Desc: Win MVM with this one trick
  
  
  ----Melee----
  
  
  Fire Axe
  
  
• Name: Why don't you rel-axe?
  
  
• Name: Can I axe you a question?
  
  
• Name: (H)axe!
  
  
  Third Degree
  
  
• Name: Another one bites the dust
  
• Desc: And another one gone, and another one gone
  
  
• Name: First Degree
  
  
  Powerjack
  
  
• Name: Mjolnir
  
  
  Back Scratcher
  
  
• Name: I'm a strong independent Pyro
  
• Desc: That needs no Medic
  

• Name: Doctor Mario
  
• Desc: Eradicating nasty viruses, one kill at a time.
  
  
• Name: Are you Mario?
  
• Desc: He also jumped into the pipes
  
  
• Name: Pill Cosby
  
  
• Name: Shoot some pills, get some kills.
  
  
• Name: Dora the Exploder
  
  
• Name: Pills here!
  
  
  Loch-n-Load
  
  
• Name: The Double-Barreled Triple Shot
  
• Desc: It makes more sense when you're drunk
  
  
• Name: Luck-n-Load
  
  
• Name: Direct Hit [Black Edition]
  
  
  Loose Cannon
  
  
• Name: (Your name) uses double donk
  
• Desc: It's super effective!
  
  
• Name: The Final Push
  
• Desc: You're going off that plank whether you like it or not!
  
  
  ----Secondary-----
  
  
  Stickybomb Launcher
  
  
• Name: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
  
• Desc: First I M1, then I M2
  
  
• Name: SpamWow
  
• Desc: Look at how fast I can clean up this control point! No ubers, no deadringers, nothing!
  
  
• Name: Scattergun
  
• Desc: As in scattering stickies all over the map
  
  
• Name: Minesweeper
  
• Desc: You lose!
  
  
• Name: Spam I Am
  
• Desc: I do not like these bombs you shoot, I do not like them Mister Degroot
  
  
• Name: Sticky Situations
  
  
• Name: Bomb has been planted
  
  
• Name: Alt-fire : Detonate all enemies
  
  
• Name: Sticky Minaj
  
  
• Name: Spam makes me look good
  
  
• Name: Mouse 1, Mouse 2
  
  
• Desc: Let me decorate your spawn door for you
  
  
  Sticky Jumper
  
  
• Name: The sticky jumper deals emotional damage
  
  
  Splendid Screen
  
  
• Name: I CAME IN LIKE A SPLEEENDED SCREEN
  
• Desc: ALL I WANTED WAS TO BREAK YOUR SPLEEN
  
  
• Name: You'll never catch me Mr. Krabs!
  
• Desc: Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
  
  
  The Bootlegger
  
  
• Name: MY LEG!
  
  
  ----Melee----
  
  
  Ullapool Caber
  
  
• Name: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
  
• Desc: If you're reading this, you've been blasted into thin glue!
  
  
• Name: I've got two tickets to the respawn room
  
• Desc: And I'm giving one to ya
  
  
• Name: Mr. Bombastic
  
  
• Name: Mouse 2, Mouse 1
  
  
• Name: Boom baby!
  
  
  Eyelander
  
  
• Name: Alduin
  
• Desc: The world-eater
  
  
• Name: DEUS VULT
  
• Description: DEUS VULT
  
  
• Name: Geez, this is nothing to lose your head over
  
  
• Name: Leonardo Decaptiated
  
  
  Nessie's Nine Iron
  
  
• Name: Last of Us Two Spoiler
  
• Desc:Now that's gotta be a Joel-in-one!
  
  
  
• Name: I don't need two eyes
  
• Desc: I've already got a hole in one!
  
  
  Scotman's Skullcutter
  
  
• Name: Wuuthrad
  
  
  Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
  
  
• Name: I got no head
  
• Desc: So I'm taking yours!

• Name: I have a bullet with your name on it
  
• Desc: And I'm going to keep shooting until I found out which one it is!
  
  
• Name: The Lawn Mower
  
• Desc: And your team is the lawn
  
  
• Name: Come at me, bro.
  
• Desc: I dare ya
  
  
• Name: POV: You couldn't outsmart bullet
  
  
• Name: Sasha
  
  
  Huo-Long Heater
  
  
• Name: That burning you feel?
  
• Desc: It is shame
  
  
• Name: Under Heavy Fire!
  
  
• Name: Stupid flame-thrower
  
  
• Name: Sheila
  
  
  Natasha
  
  
• Name: Speed Limit
  
• Desc: Speed limits are enforceable
  
  
• Name: Speedster's Speeding Ticket
  
• Desc: Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?
  
  
• Name: Stop right there criminal scum!
  
  
  Tomislav
  
  
• Name: Svetlana
  
  
  Brass Beast
  
  
• Name: Oksana
  
  
  ----Secondary----
  
  
  Sandvich
  
  
• Name: Medic Repair Kit
  
  
  Dalokohs Bar
  
  
• Name: Chocolate?.. Chocolate!? CHOCOLATE!!!
  
  
  Buffalo Steak Sandvich
  
  
• Name: Steak puns are a rare medium well done
  
  
  Shotgun
  
  
• Name: The Scattergun
  
• Desc: Don't body shame me, okay?!
  
  
  ----Melee----
  Bread Bite
  
  
• Name: They say gluten kills
  
• Desc: but this is ridiculous!
  
  
• Name: Knuckle sandvich
  
  
  Holiday Punch
  
  
• Name: Funniest Crit I've Ever Seen
  
  
• Name: Tickle Mittens
  
  
• Name: The Funslinger
  
  
  Fists of Steel
  
  
• Name: I AM DAMAGE PROOF!
  
• Desc: Wait, what are you doing with that melee?
  
  
• Name: The anti-hacker
  
  
  Warrior's Spirit
  
  
• Name: The Second Amendment
  
• Desc: The right to bear arms
  
  
  Eviction Notice
  
  
• Name: Star Platinum
  
• Desc: Ora ora ora!
  
  
  Apoc-o-Fists
  
  
• Name: Punch him so hard he EXPLODES!

• Name: We're going to spawn
  
• Desc: And you're riding shotgun
  
  
• Name: Enginear
  
  
• Name: Property Protector
  
  
• Name: Six Shot Solution
  
  
  Rescue Ranger
  
  
• Name: Whoops, I thought you were a sentry!
  
  
  Frontier Justice
  
  
• Name: My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my sentry.
  
• Desc: Prepare to die!
  
  
• Name: You sapped my sentry
  
• Desc: So I sapped your life
  
  
• Name: You fool!
  
• Desc: You activated my trap card!
  
  
• Name: Ravage and revenge
  
  
• Name: Revengineer
  
  
• Name: Merry Kritzmas!
  
  
  Widowmaker
  
  
• Name: Your Pain = My Gain
  
  
• Name: Windowlicker
  
  
  ----Secondary----
  
  
  Pistol
  
  
• Name: The Rootin' Tootin' Frenchman Shootin' Gun
  
  
  Short Circuit
  
  
• Name: Bomb has been defused
  
• Desc: Counter terrorists win
  
  
• Name: Control-Alt-Defeat
  
• Desc: HOW DID YOU WIN I WAS HOLDING M1
  
  
• Name: ent_delete
  
  
  Wrangler
  
  
• Name: Engiefar
  
  
• Name: Atari Controller
  
  
• Name: Sniping's a good job, pardner.
  
  
  
  -----Melee----
  
  
  Wrench
  
  
• Name: Handy Dandy Problem Solver
  
• Desc: If you've got a problem, boy do I have a solution for you!
  
  
• Name: You've just yeed your last haw!
  
  
• Name: When in doubt, wrench it out!
  
  
• Name: Weapon of Mass Construction
  
  
• Name: The Sapper Slapper
  
  
  Eureka Effect
  
  
• Name: Engiewhereeveryouare
  
  
  Jag
  
  
• Name: Moves like a Jagger
  
  
  Gunslinger
  
  
• Name: Equestrian Engineering
  
• Desc: My little sentry, my little sentry
  
  
• Name: three punch man
  
  
• Name: The Funsponge
  
  
• Name: I can't believe it's not skill!
  
  
• Name: I hate people, and they hate me
  
  
  
  ----Construction PDA----
  
  
• Name: Gameboy 3D Printer
  
• Desc: Compatible with over THREE buildings!

• Name: Oh yes, please go for me
  
• Desc: It won't end with you horribly maimed, honest!
  
  
• Name: Blood Donation
  
• Desc: Thank you for donating blood to help cure the phlog afterburn disease
  
  
• Name: Non Negotiable Transfusion
  
• Desc: M1 isn't just for Pyro
  
  
• Name: Sharing is caring
  
• Desc: You weren't using that health anyways!
  
  
• Name: S+M1
  
  
• Name: Needle Dispenser Here!
  
  
• Desc: The "I don't trust my team to protect me" weapon

• Name: Apply Directly Through the Face
  
  
• Name: Inaccurate Acupuncture
  
  
• Name: Healer's Huntsman
  
  
  ----Secondary----
  
  
  Medigun
  
  
• Name: Alternate Dimension Flamethrower
  
• Desc: In this dimension you get applauded for using M1, and yelled at for using M2
  
  
• Name: Pringles
  
• Desc: Once you pop you cannot stop!
  
  
• Name: Defective Death Ray
  
• Desc: Why won't you idiots die already?!
  
  
• Name: Doctor, are you sure this will work?
  
• Desc: HAHAHA I HAVE NO IDEA
  
  
• Name: Pop it, lock it, oops I dropped it!
  
  
• Name: If you fail, I bail.
  
  
• Name: The Baby Sitter
  
  
• Name: I hope your E key breaks
  
  
• Name: Shut up, I'm here!
  
  
• Name: If this message disappears TURN AROUND!
  
  
• Name: Level 4 Dispenser
  
  
• Name: My Chance of Death is:
  
  
• Name: D-D-D-Drop the Über
  
  
• Name: Liquid Sandvich Dispenser
  
  
• Name: Certified Un-hurt-y-ising Gun
  
  
• Desc: If I'm healing you with this, you're the only competent player here.
  
  
• Desc: Über is like an Iphone. It takes ages to charge, and it's at 0% after 8 seconds.
  
  
• Desc: Scared? Alone? Desperately fat and ugly? This beam can fix the first two things.
  
  
  
  Kritzkreig
  
  
• Name: No idea what I'm doing. Shoot Everything!
  
• Desc: You can't mess up triple damage, can you?
  
  
• Name: Fair and Balanced
  
  
• Name: KritKat™
  
  
• Name: Intensive Crit Unit
  
  
• Name: Pharm-Assists
  
  
• Name: The Aperture Science Skill Compensator
  
  
• Name: KringeKreig
  
  
  
  Quick - Fix
  
  
• Name: Shaquille O'Heal
  
  
• Name: You're not invincible
  
  
  Vaccinator
  
  
• Name: No Karen, this does not cause autism
  
  
• Name: The only form of VAC that works
  
  
  ----Melee----
  
  
  Übersaw
  
  
• Name: Your Über is here
  
• Desc: What is your destination?
  
  
• Name: Holiday Blood Drive
  
• Desc: Care to donate?
  
  
• Name: I bet you never SAW that coming
  
• Desc: Sawry for the pun
  
  
• Name: I diagnose you with dead

• Name: The Song of Healing
  
• Desc: Warning: Do not play backwards, you'll regret it
  
  
  Solemn Vow
  
  
• Name: I'm gonna smash your face
  
• Desc: WITH A FACE

• Name: Strange Telescope
  
• Desc: I think it's broken. Every time I zoom in, all I see is a cloud of red.
  
  
• Name: Head-On
  
• Desc: Apply Directly to the Forehead
  
  
• Name: Suddenly
  
• Desc: I'm good
  
  
• Name: Don't worry, I'm not a hacker
  
• Desc: I'm just lucky
  
  
• Name: THE REASON HEAVY MAINS DON'T EXIST
  
  
• Name: Hide and Seek - Head Edition
  
  
• Name: The Long Distance Relationship
  
  
• Name: Aimbot.exe
  
  
• Name: Scopey Dopey Doo
  
  
• Name: One Shot, One Kill, No Luck, All Skill
  
  
• Name: Point and click adventure
  
  
• Desc: Roses are red, violets are blue, your skull is the one my bullet passed through.
  
  
  Sydney Sleeper
  
  
• Name: Urine My Sights
  
  
• Name: Urine trouble now!
  
  
  Huntsman
  
  
• Name: Task failed successfully
  
• Desc: I was actually aiming for the other guy
  
  
• Name: I missed!
  
• Desc: Oh wait, nevermind.
  
  
• Name: I aim for your knees
  
  
• Desc: Arrow to the knee. And Face. And arms. And Legs. And everything else.
  
  
  Bazaar Bargain
  
  
• Name: Always a-head of you
  
  
  
  Shooting Star
  
  
• Name: I'd Explain The Science Behind It...
  
• Desc: But I'd rather make your head explode the old-fashioned way
  
  
• Name: Twinkle Twinkle Shooting Star
  
• Desc: How I wonder where you are
  
  
• Name: Warp Speed
  
• Desc: Boldly go back to spawn like no one's gone before
  
  
• Name: Imma firin' mah lazer
  
• Desc: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaah
  
  
• Name: Bob-the-Bodyshot-Ross
  
• Desc: Headshots aren’t mistakes, they’re happy little accidents!
  
  
• Name: Only I Break the Mold
  
  
• Name: Laser Tag
  
  
• Name: Star Dust
  
  
• Name: The Shooting Ster_
  
  
• Name: Star Struck
  
  
  AWPer Hand
  
  
• Name: Stay AWPtimistic
  
• Desc: Keep your head up! ..Oh wait.
  
  
• Name: Mind Blowing AWPertunity
  
  
• Name: My Aim is Globally Offensive
  
  
  ----Secondary----
  
  
  Jarate
  
  
• Name: I've got a jar of pee!
  
• Desc: And guess what's inside it!
  
  
• Name: If I had to rate you 1 out of 10
  
• Desc: I'd say urinate
  
  
• Name: Hey now urine all-star
  
  
• Name: Assassin's Pee'd
  
  
• Name: Splash Potion of Weakness
  
  
• Name: Australium Bath Water
  
  
• Name: Apple juice
  
  
• Name: Granny's Peach Tea
  
  
  Razorback
  
  
• Name: Back Lives Matter
  
  
• Name: Spacial Awareness Substitute
  
  
  
  ----Melee----
  
  
  Objector
  
  
• Name: If you can read this sign
  
• Desc: You're too close
  
  
  Kukri
  
  
• Name: Sharpy

• Name: Big iron
  
• Desc: on my hip
  
  
  
  Diamondback
  
  
• Name: The Frontier Justice
  
• Desc: Style - French
  
  
  L'Etranger
  
  
• Name: The Simpsons: Hit and Run
  
  
  Ambassador
  
  
• Name: Improvised Lobotomy
  
• Desc: Let me tell you how I lost MY medical license
  
  
• Name: Nice Razorback
  
• Desc: No really, it's cute
  
  
• Name: No more Mr. Knife guy.
  
  
• Name: I meant to choose Sniper.. Oh well
  
  
• Name: I Lost My Scope.. Send Help!
  
  
• Name: Spyper Rifle
  
  
  
  ----Melee----
  
  
  Knife
  
  
• Name: Poke
  
• Desc: Slightly less annoying than Facebook
  
  
• Name: CS:GO players called
  
• Desc: They want their knife back!
  
  
• Name: POV: You're Butter
  
  
• Name: Backstabinator
  
  
• Name: LOOK BUZZ, AN ALIEN!
  
  
• Name: acupuncture
  
  
• Name: My favorite class is the spy
  
  
• Name: Don't worry, I got your back!
  
  
• Name: Right behind you!
  
  
• Name: Getting paranoid yet?
  
  
• Desc: My condolences on your recent deceasement!
  
  
  Spy-cicle
  
  
• Name: Just Call Me Elsa
  
• Desc: Because your butt just got FROZEN
  
  
• Name: Ice Ice Baby
  
• Desc: Alright, Stop, Collaborate and listen; Ice in your back is a brand new invention
  
  
• Name: Freeze! Don't move!
  
  
• Name: Ice Sculptor
  
  
• Name: The Cold Shoulder
  
  
• Name: Vanilla Ice
  
  
• Name: Portable cryogenics
  
  
• Desc: It looks like you got knocked out cold!
  
  
  Your Eternal Reward
  
  
• Name: Identity Theft
  
• Desc: For when the credit cards simply aren't enough
  
  
• Name: Copy & paste
  
  
• Name: Your Infernal Reward
  
  
• Name: I am you but better
  
  
• Name: Error 404: Corpse Not Found
  
  
• Name: Last Minute Halloween Costume
  
  
• Name: CTRL + X ---> CTRL + V
  
  
• Name: Doppelganger
  
  
• Name: Multiple Personality Disorder
  
  
  Kunai
  
  
• Name: Human Med Kits
  
• Desc: That Medic is healing me one way or another!
  
  
• Name: Kunai Borrow your Health?
  
  
• Name: Kunai be your new Senpai?
  
  
  Sharp Dresser
  
  
• Name: You may think you got the advantage
  
• Desc: But I've got a trick up my sleeve!
  
  
  
  ----Sappers----
  
  
• Name: Sentry.exe has stopped working
  
  
  Snack Attack
  
  
• Name: Spy is snackin' my sentry!
  
  
• Name: The Bread-Tape Recorder
  
  
  Red-Tape Recorder
  
  
• Name: It's not about destroying the sentry nest
  
• Desc: It's about sending a message!
  
  
• Name: CTRL+Z
  
• Desc: Undo
  
  
• Name: Reverse Engineering
  
  
  Festive Sapper
  
  
• Name: A gift for my Engineer friends
  
• Desc: Something worse than coal
  
  
• Name: Merry Christmas you filthy sentry!
  
  
  Ap-Sap
  
  
• Name: Aperture Science Sentry Destroyer
  
• Desc: Destroys sentries in the name of science
  
  
  
  --Watches--
  
  
  Dead Ringer
  
  
• Name: I won't be at my own funeral
  
  
• Name: Dead? Not on my Watch!
  
  
• Name: Reborn by the will to survive
  
  
• Name: Sketchek's Bequest
  
  
• Name: Hey! Remember Me?
  
  
• Name: It's just a prank bro
  
  
• Name: Death is stupid
  
  
  Cloak and Dagger
  
  
• Name: I've mastered the ability of standing
  
• Desc: so completely still that I've become invisible to the eye
  
  
• Name: I can't run
  
• Desc: But I can hide!
  
  
• Name: Last seen online: 6 months ago
  
  
• Name: Cloak and do nothing
  
  
• Name: Spectate Mode
  
  
• Name: Cloak n swagger
  
  
  Invis Watch
  
  
• Name: It's time for some transparency!

• Name: One way ticket to the spawn room
  
• Desc: Absolutely free! Includes a picture of yours truly, and a side of pain!
  
  
• Name: The Eureka Effect
  
• Desc: On kill: Teleport Enemies to Spawn
  
  
• Name: Scattergun
  
• Desc: As in scattering you all over the map!
  
  
• Name: Party in Spawn
  
• Desc: And you're invited!
  
  
• Name: The Weatherman
  
• Desc: 100% Chance of sick frags today!
  
  
• Name: Another one bites the dust
  
• Desc: And another one gone, and another one gone
  
  
• Name: Life
  
• Desc: Just gave you lemons
  
  
• Name: I think (insert famous Youtuber here) used this once
  
• Description: That means it's good, right?
  
  
• Name: It's been fun, but now you're done!
  
  
• Name: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
  
  
• Name: I have no aim and I must shoot
  
  
• Name: Another one bites de_dust
  
  
• Name: Rooty tooty point and shooty
  
  
• Name: My primary skill is luck
  
  
• Name: Crit happens
  
  
• Name: Ol' Reliable
  
  
• Name: It ain't easy being peasy
  
  
• Name: tf_weapon_(insert weapon here)
  
  
• Desc: One crit, two crit, Red crit, Blu crit
  
  
  Frying pan
  
  
• Name: It's over Panakin!
  
• Desc: I have the fry ground
  
  
• Name: Menu
  
• Desc: We are serving crits today!
  
  
• Name: Golden Frying Pan
  
• Desc: Paint Color: A Distinctive Lack of Hue
  
  
• Name: Boiling Point
  
• Desc: If it doesn't crit, prepare to get hit (again)
  
  
• Name: Pandalf
  
• Desc: Fry you fools!
  
  
• Name: Out of the fire and into the -
  
  
• Name: Green Eggs and Pain
  
  
• Name: The Best Musical Instrument
  
  
• Name: Pans Undertale
  
  
• Name: PANic Attack
  
  
• Name: There is no plan, only pan.
  
  
• Name: Eggscalibur
  
  
• Name: The pan is mightier than the sword
  
  
• Name: Have a pan to kill everyone you meet
  
  
• Name: Kitchen Sword
  
  
• Name: Near Deaf Experience!
  
  
• Name: Fry me a river
  
  
• Name: The Ear Bleeder
  
  
• Name: PANdemonium
  
  
• Name: It's a PANdemic
  
  
• Name: That looked PANful
  
  
  Ham Shank
  
  
• Name: Till we meat again
  
  
• Name: Whack-a-crit
  
  
• Name: Going Ham
  
  
  Necro Smasher
  
  
• Name: The ban hammer
  
  
• Name: I'm Getting Me Mallet
  
  
• Name: It's hammer time
  
  
  Australiums
  
  
• Name: The Wallet Destroyer
  Desc: I killed both you, and my bank account.
  
  
• Name: You see Mister Powers,
  
• Desc: I love goooooooold
  
  
• Name: Golden Freddy
  
  
• Name: Mom's Visa
  
  
• Name: I have Financial Issues!
  
  
• Name: On Equip: Gain Pocket Medic!
  
  
• Name: My Pride, Joy, and My Wallet
  
  
• Name: Silence is Golden
  
  
• Name: Overpriced Default Skin
  
  
• Name: Revenge is a dish best served gold
  
  
• Desc: Watch. He'll turn gold any second now!.. Any second now.
  
  
• Desc: Money can't buy skill, but it can buy a shiny new weapon!
  
  
  Festive Weapons
  
  
• Name: Vanilla with Sprinkles on top!
  
  
• Name: Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!
  
  
• Desc: Let my lights distract you, while my bullets impact you, and BANG, you're dead!
  
  
• Desc: All I want for Christmas is a positive K:D

abandoned account lel AWPer Hand: Another one bites de_dust
Nuclear Mission Jam Huntsman: One shot one kill all luck no skill
Flakey_Finn Huntsman: Tasked failed successfully - I was actually aiming for the other guy
EdmundKemper'sDartBoard Black Box: The African American Box
Jdizzle Daplaya Eyelander: Leonardo Decaptiated, Lollichop: Jawbreaker
Gavalant Wrangler: Atari Controller
Fish Fash Fosh Nessie's Nine Iron: A Last Of Us Two Spoiler - Now that's gotta be a Joel-In-One
The Armored Werewolf Flamethrower: California
Lucas Ivysaur Jarate: Australium Bath Water
JayKay SMG: Spray 'N Pray
Alperen Arslan Tomislav: POV: You couldn't outsmart bullet
SniperOnSunday Ambassador: Spypin's a good job, mate!
RadioactiveToast Spycicle: Freeze! Don't move!, Snack Attack: Spy's Snackin My Sentry!
bꜶstaRD Jarate: Bear Gryll's Energy Drink
Phantom Aviator Frying Pan: Fry me to the Moon - In other words, I stove you
Boo AWPer Hand: My Aim is Globally Offensive
sahfarry Force of Nature: May the Force-of-Nature be with you
PAK-GG Crit-a-Cola: Crit-e-Bola
G01D3N_ _801 Frying Pan: There is no Plan, only Pan!
Cleander Medigun: Normally you pay for an Uber
Spikes Mustache Jarate: Urine Trouble

Dapper Capper Minigun: The Lawnmower - Your Team is the Grass / Lawn, Holiday Punch: The Fun Slinger
Pvt.Bokchoy1001 Rocket Launcher: I don't want no Teenage Queens! I just want my RPG!, Force-of-Nature: This is my Boomstick!, Flamethrower: We didn't start the fire - It was always burning since the world's been turning, Gas Passer: Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire, Gas Passer: Gas Gas Gas - I'm gonna step on the gas, Shotgun: Parry this you casual!, Shovel: Lemme see your war face! - Press G for Warface
THE GRAPE GOBLIN Short Circuit: ent_delete
Dutch Delight Your Eternal Reward: Multiple Personality Disorder
Chef Louie Spycicle: Ice Ice Baby - Alright, Stop, Collaborate and listen; Ice in your back is a brand new invention
dominicpanda The Enforcer: Wanna hear another joke murray?
Grayfox Natasha: Speed Limit - Speed Limits are enforceable, Red Tape Recorder: CTRL+Z - Undo
Caolán_The_Wolf Frying Pan: I have the Fry Ground!
Mokou Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol: Pocket Medic
General JoseKrlos!™ Direct Hit: Scout B Gone!, Direct Hit: Direct Miss
Spider pee pee Frying Pan: Near Deaf Experience, Phlogistinator: Smash Meter- Welcome to Quickplay, Rocket Launcher: Team Rocket - Blasting off again!
Fluttershy Kunai: Kunai Borrow Your Health?
InsidiouS Grenade Launcher: Life - Just gave you lemons
adam Rocket Jumper: North Korea's Missile Plan
Umahmii Medigun: If this Message Dissapears Turn Around!, Kritzkreig: KritKat, Kritzkrieg: Adolf kritler, Flamethrower: I saw a Spider! Flamethrower: Australia
Greg Shotgun: Plan B
Stalinfortime Fryingpan: Menu - We are serving crits today, Killing Gloves of Boxing: Slam Dunk - Welcome to the jam. Come on and slam
Emotional Backup Toad Short Circuit: Bomb has been defused - Counter-terrorists win
nyanezt Sandman: Mr Sandman Bring Me a Dream
Will Any Australium: You see Mister Powers - I love gooooold
pande mbili za sarafu Medi Gun: King of the Heal, Stickybomb Launcher: Alt-fire: Detonate all enemies
Lemon Mad Milk: Don't cry over spilled milk
NICK Buff Banner: We wish you a merry crit-mas - and a happy team clear! Dead Ringer: Stetchek's Bequest, Natasha: Speedster's Speeding Ticket - Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?
Modern Major Byeah Sniper Rifle: Head-on - Apply Directly to the Forehead, Cloak and Dagger: Spectate Mode
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD Soda Popper: I believe I can fly - I believe I can touch the sky! Medi gun: Shut up, I'm here! Spycicle: Vanilla Ice, Fire Axe: Can I axe you a question? Fire Axe: You headshot me! I accuse you of (h)axe!, Fire Axe: Why don't you rel(axe), Flamethrower: And it burns, burns, burns - The Ring of Fire, The Horseless Headless Horseman's Headtaker: I got no head - So I'm taking yours, Rocket Launcher: Knock knock, who's there? DEMOCRACY! The Frontier Justice: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my sentry. Prepare to die! Shortstop: Salt and Pepper, Frying Pan: Kitchen Sword, Frying Pan: It's a Pan-demic, Jarate: Assassin's Pee'd, Natasha: Stop right there you Criminal Scum! Frying Pan: That looks PANful, Flare Gun: Firefly, 'Good news! We are not dying today, we are going to live forever!' -Soldier Sniper Rifle: Hide and Seek - Head edition, Frontier Justice: You Activated my Trap Card! The Vaccinator: No Karen, this does not cause autism. The Beggar's Bazooka: They say quantity has a quality of its own, Ubersaw: They never SAW that coming! - SAWry for the pun, Sticky Launcher: Sticky Minaj, Australium: Revenge is a dish best served gold!, Shotgun: Enginear, Wrangler: Engifar, Eureka Effect: Engiwhereveryouare, Sticky Launcher: M1 + M2, Any Shield: M2 + M1, Minigun: Sasha, Tomislav: Svetlana, Brass Beast: Oksana, Huo Long Dragon: Sheila, Necrosmasher: Ban Hammer, Dead Ringer: Were you killed? Sadly yes, but I LIVED! Flamethrower: Glorified Lighter, Frying Pan: The Pan is mightier than the sword!, Frontier Justice: Ravage and Revenge, Australium: Midas' Touch, Bat Outta Hell: Spooky Scary Skeletons, Bat Outta Hell: Your Spine will be Mine! Rainblower: Skittles - Taste the Rainbow! Back Scratcher: Strong Independent Pyro that needs no Medic, The Revolver: Big Iron on my Hip, Kunai: Pocket Medic, The Original: Feet seeking missiles, Bread Bite: Knuckle Sandvich, Flamethrower: Dante's Inferno
Yankee Jim Shotgun: Rick May's Boomstick - 'Good news! We are not dying today, we are going to live forever!' -Soldier
pablo bozo Huo Long Heater: That burning you feel?
Definitely a Magikarp Scattergun: Plan A, Pistol: Plan B
torch. Equalizer: Equal Rights, Equal Fights!
Asternshelf24 Knife: Behold! The Backstabinator!
Bullet-Blasting-Bozo Rocket Launcher: More Splash than a Water Park!
MrBren #SaveTF2 Jarate: Lemonade
The mann who sold the world Medi gun: Pop it, lock it, oops I dropped it, shooting star: Bob-the-Bodyshot-Ross - Headshots aren’t mistakes, they’re happy little accidents! Cowmangler: The Mann Mangler 9000
Charlie Crabbo Righteous Bison: Soldier's Stormtrooper Simulator
MatchboxMania Your Eternal Reward: Your Infernal Reward
l1me(UA) Sniper Rifles: REASON WHY HEAVY MAINS DOESN'T EXIST

Thank you for taking the time to read through these fun item names. Hopefully I helped you find a good name for your weapon(s)!

If you have any good item names, feel free to suggest them in the comments! I'm looking for clever/funny item names that aren't overly raunchy. Feel free to suggest anything, but following this will help your suggestion to get into the guide. I will be updating this guide as I find more names to add.

Thank you to everyone who has contributed in the comments. You've all made this guide so much better!

Trade Link

Any feedback / suggestions would greatly be appreciated. :)



https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1413872226
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=756421743