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Truly you understand what I'm trying to say here
Did you ever wonder if 'Bohemia' wasn't just something invented by Queens of some long forgotten stone age? Or perhaps that good god fearing walls and artistic steins don't need be kept separated with aggressive prejudice?
You are, of course, wrong on both accounts and should feel ashamed of your hubris.
However, fear not. There is hope for you yet. This easy 500 step program, spread out over a short 5000 year period will cure you of your misgivings. (But not your shame, you keep that)
This educational course (patent pending) cleverly disguises itself as a game to re-learn you proper on what countries have actually existed, and recommended inanimate object distancing.
Throughout the course, you will 'role-play' in an entirely fictional land where the notions of 'Bohemian' mythology and Wall/Stein pair bonding are not concepts of the ignorant and undignified, but are instead factual realities of the world.
In doing so, the program utilizes a cunning and mathematically proven strategy of 'proof by contradiction' to show that such a place cannot and, more importantly, should not exist.
Units that can loot the land without taking a break to count the spoils?
Ludicrous.
Conquered foreigner ghettos that don't breed and overpopulate like the vermin they truly are?
Impossible.
Mercenary companies that cannot be bought out by your adversaries and could therefore be trusted?
If that were true, then the terms 'Sellsword' or 'Soldier of Fortune' wouldn't have much meaning would they!
As if that weren't enough, the portrait of the civilization's lead a one 'Mr. Wallenstein' clearly shows an inability and incompetence in military matters. A leader, supposedly learned in the ways of war seems entirely ignorant of the sword on his hip and instead brandishes a short stick with which to defend his nation.
So, if you feel you or a loved one is inflicted with this illness of ignorance or unholy detraction from reason, then this is truly the expansion for you.