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A Criminally Simple House.

To make a short story long, this house was built by someone who simply did not care. As far as they were from being criminal, the utter lack of sophistication led people to see it as a crime. Every day they would eat, sleep, and breath in the same three hallways- never needing an actual room besides the one adjacent to all hallways. It has been claimed that the man who built this house had no personal belongings but a cactus and a musty briefcase.

Explore the brightly lit hallways as your Grandfather (the one who built this house), sits in his chair and does absolutely nothing. You can even continue the family trade of “crime” and kill him if you want (making you a criminal of course.) When you are finished, sit in the chair that your grandfather once cherished (the prominent one by the window) and pointlessly monitor all three hallways like it’s Five Nights At Freddy’s.

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Side Note

Can StabMasterArson PLEASE make Episode Three of Unusual Adventure? I’m starting to have suspicion that he works for valve.

Development

This map was going to be something useful, but after initially starting work on it yesterday I decided I couldn’t care less.

The map’s world geometry was originally perfectly isometric, but production of such an odd development style became tedious and I simply said “f*ck it I’m out b*tch.”

I might add some other things to this map but I highly doubt I will since the geometry is just too screwed to work with.

p.s. if you noclip you are gay.