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.Assman

Agent 001 of Kramerica Industries (see my others, too):

"He is a loathsome offensive brute. And yet I can't look away. He transcends time and space.
He sickens me... I love it.”

Agent: .Assman
Dossier: Confidential
Name: Cosmo Kramer
Role: The Face

Attributes:
Intelligence: 6
Strength: 3

Observed Traits:
Clumsy - "Wow! What an entrance!"
Loyal - "Now what does the little man inside you say? See you gotta listen to the little man."
Wheelman - "The bus is outta control! So, I grab him by the collar...I get behind the wheel. Now, I’m driving the bus!"
Black Belt - "I listened to my katra and now I'm dominating the dojo. I'm class champion."
Seducer - "You're just as pretty as any of them, you just need a nose job."
Master of Disguise - "Yes, I'm H.E. Pennypacker - wealthy industrialist, a philanthropist, and a... bicyclist."

"Kramer, have you ever killed a man?
What do you think Junior? You think these hands – they’ve been soaking in Ivory Liquid?"


Art credit: based on the original painting from the Seinfeld series.