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.Postman

Agent 002 of Kramerica Industries (see my others, too):

Agent: .Postman
Dossier: Confidential
Name: REDACTED Newman
Role: The Expert

Attributes:
Intelligence: 4
Strength: 7

Observed Traits:
Reckless - "Chaos... It reduces us to jungle law."
Eel - "Yes, I admit I was speeding, but it was to save a man's life."
Intricate Web Weaver - “If I’m curt, then I apologize... We have a situation here and time is of the essence.”
Puppet Master - "When You Control The Mail, You Control... Information!"
Temperamental - “Well, I saw that it’s raining outside, so I called in sick. I don’t work in the rain.”
Exfiltration Expert - "How much is that doggie in the window?"

“You know, old friend, sometimes I ponder this silly gulf between us and I say, “Why?”



Art credit to UNKNOWN. If this is your work please contact me and I will credit/change. Based on a character from the Seinfeld TV show.