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.Festivus

Agent 003 of Kramerica Industries (see my others, too):

Agent: .Festivus
Dossier: Confidential
Name: Frank Costanza
Role: The Hacker

Attributes:
Intelligence: 7
Strength: 4

Observed Traits:
Arrogant - "You sayin' you want a piece of me?!"
Hacker - "You know what it takes to compete with Microsoft and IBM? Yes, I do. That's why I got a secret weapon."
Hasty - "No Breaks. I feel reborn. I'm like a Phoenix rising from Arizona!"
Pacifist - "As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."

"Serenity Now! Serenity Now! Serenity now!"


Art credit: Nicolas Lizotte. What a fantastic portrait of the late Jerry Stiller. Based on a character from the Seinfeld TV show.