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Michelangelo

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lets you give npcs a Michelangelo award and they will thank you (a kind stranger) for the Michelangelo

it might also kill certain npcs but thats ok

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this took like 29 seconds to make i literally just want michelangelos
please give me all your michelangelos i need this











edit:
Is this a joke? Is this some kind of sick prank? I cannot believe my own fucķing eyes. Right there. Why the fucķ does it not say "Michelangelo" there? Do you have any idea what you've fucķing done? You had a chance to change the course of the entire universe, but you opted to ruin it. You are a deplorable human being. If the universe ever manages to recover from your colossal fucķ up, I will make sure you suffer until the last second. Actions have consequences. And your consequence for this? You will be beaten to death with a bust of Michelangelo, in all his majestic, marble glory. You will be smothered. Until all your teeth are scattered on the floor. Until you're lying in a pool of your own blood. Until all that's left of your face is a blank canvas. If I cannot stare at Michelangelo's wonderful face until I draw my last breath, then I sure as hell won't stare at yours. I will spit on your corpse. Michelangelo will spit on your corpse. I can't believe anyone could do something so horrible. I never thought you could be so inconsiderate, so horrible, so, dare I say it, deplorable even. How could you possibly think that was okay? What horrible things have gone through your head to cause this stain upon me? Why have you brought your sickness upon me, and attempted to bring ruin to me? I'll tell you this, though. It didn't work. It won't fucķing work. I am untouchable and you will cower before me. You will regret giving me any of the inferior rewards. You will give me a Michelangelo. And if you don't, I swear to every higher power the human mind has conceived that I will end your fucķing bloodline you useless piece of shɨt. I will beat you to death with a rock and scream profanities at your dead body, you disgrace. You will be wiped off the face of the FUCĶING EARTH and NOBODY WILL MISS YOU.