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AA_ Scouter-9000

Smallest possible SV. For when faceplanting some place else is preferable to staying wherever you are for another moment.

Painted hot pink not just because you're already gonna get laughed at for riding this anyway, and not just because it was the first can our engineers opened, but also because they tell us that painting it somehow reduces its Rapid Unplanned Disassembly coefficient by 13.2% for some reason.

The engineers have been hard at work removing everything that's unnecessary in a propulsive device, and it turns out that once you've crossed safety off the list, you can pretty much cross off everything else as well, which has the added benefit of keeping costs down.

Oh, one more thing; they also told me to warn you not to look directly at the front light, as it will probably blind you. Thus, it's actually safer to NOT watch where you're going while operating this particular vehicle. Docking pad sold separately. Sorry, no refunds.


WARNING: Entire craft is less than 10 blocks, which is the "mini-structures" threshold used by many multiplayer servers. Craft may be deleted at the server's mini-structures deletion period unless you add enough blocks to put it over 10; landing gear and truss blocks recommended due to their low weight.