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Pedowood (Hammer - Comedy - 3 Floors - Medium)

H.M. Hammarin and Manny Pardo are browsing Netflix when they come across a film with a sexual poster featuring eleven-year-old girls. In order to fix this supposed degeneracy, Hammarin must go to the Netflix HQ and murder everyone inside.

This level is based on the real controversy surrounding the French film "Cuties." It was a film about how sexualizing women in pop culture will lead to impressionable children wanting to emulate it. The problem is that the film handled its message so poorly that everyone ended up seeing it as nothing but softcore "cheese pizza" when it was brought to Netflix. Some of it's dialogue is outdated but it's too late for me to update it, so just know I'm not defending the film.

Update: Yeah, so I actually watched the movie. The movie is honestly not that bad until about 55 minutes in. After that point, it falls flat on it's face so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard that it ends up being exactly what it seeks to criticize. It does an okay job at showing how the main character sexualizing herself at a young age is seriously harming her, but the dancing scenes are shot and choreographed so poorly that it undermines the entire message of the film. There's so much twerking and close up shots of the girls' asses. I can't even give this movie credit for having a good message because it fails so hard at telling it. Don't watch the movie.

This is my first real level so any feedback is appreciated.
I hope you enjoy and get a laugh out of it. I hope to make more levels soon.