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Gravity Toys™

Gravity Toys™ (Deluxe Edition), is a gravity simulation suite, not to be confused with The Grabity Toys™, which is not this suite and we don't know what THAT developer was thinking, really.

This suite is an accurate scientific simulation of grav... oh who are we kidding. We did some stuff, it looked cool. We let the marketing guys at Melon Mesa slap a label on it and got it passed at the all relevant government and over-sight bodies (thanks guys, you really are easy to bribe ☺), so you know it won't interfere with any television signals or make the neighborhood dogs howl etc.

Basically a set of physics equations we stole from a parallel universe: A = M * (D ^ -1.5), Gravity Toys™ represents the BEST that Melon Mesa can do, and quite frankly, that's why we are not part of the original Mesa.... those guys just don't like us very much (jerks).

All regular legal disclaimers apply; if you get sucked into a vortex and have parts of your limbs (and relevant insides) re-arranged, we don't cover that. If a squid monster appears out of Grandma's purse, that is covered, but only in the case where the squid monster is sentient and is likely to sue.

For all terms and conditions associated with the suite and all relevant documentation we have produced to cover our butts while also tying you up for years in paper-work, make sure you visit.. hahaha like we were going to give you the address... what a moron.... what a nin-can-poop... what a heel!

The suite is suitable for ages 3 months and up.

Oh look! A list of stuff in this suite:

- Gravity Well Generation Unit: It makes gravity (What else did you expect exactly?)
- Gravity Vortex Generator: Same as Gravity Well Generator (except no collision)
- Baby Hole: We can't really explain this one, basically a voodoo doll with a singularity attached
- Black Hole: Portable singularity generator with no off switch (no returns accepted)
- Melon Hole: What a gem! Too dangerous for our other add-on, this one will suck your socks off (literally)
- White Hole: Looks like a donut, but we just spilled our strawberry milkshake into it accidentally (thanks Jeff)
- Wave Maker™: Great fun at parties! Amused your friend with a relentless(but oscillating) barrage of gravitational waves!
- Gravitational Wave Generator: We are running out of names, (see above, the diet Coke version of Wave Maker™)
- Anti-Gravity Well Generator: -1.0f * ( Gravity Well Generation Unit ). We turned suck into blow.
- Spaghetti-nator: We're not sure how this got in here, it's not even meant to be in this add-on. The brain-dead developer forgot to delete the file. (Thanks Jeff)

Gravity Generators are turned on by pressing "E"