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The Cranium Cracker (Crowbar)

Every horror fan worth their salt knows that not all weapons are created equally when it comes to dealing with monsters. You've gotta know your enemy, and more importantly what puts them down. Stakes for vampires, silver bullets for werewolves, destruction of the brain for zombies, bribed divorce court lawyers for Karens, dismantling for skeletons, etc etc.

Sometimes you might be in a pinch or not know what you're up against this Halloween, and that can complicate things when it comes to choosing your weapon.

But do you know what's historically proven itself to always be a viable solution to all monster problems? Smashing their face in with a spiky metal ball at the end of a handle. Pick up this morning star and bludgeon them to (un)death (again) with a wonderfully efficient medieval weapon that manages to both crack and cleave craniums alike, no matter the monstrosity in question.

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Credits
Demon Souls - morning star model + textures
Demo - organizing, rigging, compiling, texture edits, uploading
Tazer Man - threatening to cut my brake lines for not playing as Commander in Insurgency: Sandstorm