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The Crack Fox

Once upon another time, there was a fox, and he was called Jerome. He lived in the woods, in Elderberry Wood. His friends were Nicholas the Tennis Rat and Dante the Racist Badger.

They spent their days punting down the lazy rivers of Cambridge town. Occasionally would eat a cucumber sandwich and sit under Mr. Willow the Tree.

One day, whilst relaxing, he found a copy of Cheekbone Magazine. It was in the bush. And he read an article about London life. He read it over and over, and over, and over again, and over. And then, decided he was gonna go to London! His friends said, "No! You can't go!" But he decided he was gonna, 'cause he was a willfulll little fox, and he set off to the town.

Three days later, he was off his tiny face in a gay club. Woohoo! The fun, fun times for him! But the party lifestyle took its toll. Eventually he ended up on the streets, begging for cheese in Dalston.

That fox, my friend, was none other than me, the Crack Fox.


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-Stats-
Endurance: 1
Speed: 3
Melee: 1
Firearms: 1

Special Ability: Enslave

Big Quest: Catch em All

-Traits-
Diminutive
Werewolf A-Were-ness
Shop Drops
Suspicious
Sneaky Fingers
Skinny Nerdlinger
Addict
Drug-a-lug

-Starting Items-
Taser
Cardboard Box (3)
Hypnotizer Mark 1 (3)