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Cave's Rehab #1 - Rock Bottom

Howdy-do valued test subject. Cave Johnson here. As you know we just finished our fifth quarterly evaluation for this quarter. I'm perusing your file, and, let's be honest, there's a lot wrong here. Bottom line - you're not performing. With all your youth and all my coaching and the fountain of Aperture's molecular performance enhancers coursing through your veins, we all would have been correct to have expected a little...more.

We're sending you to the Cave Johnson Rehabilitation Center for Scientific Success. You're being enrolled in my 12 chamber program designed to shine a little light on just where things went wrong with you, and, with any luck, salvage what's left of your testing initiative and get you back up to snuff. That's right, no more taking the easy way out, buster. Put your big boy pants on cause we're taking the kid gloves off. Nothing's coming easy in this program - you'll work each and every step of the way. If, by the end of this first test, we find you're still not performing, then we're gonna have to take a close diagnostic look at your insides and see if there's not some malfunctioning implant or what have you. Full disclosure - you may have to go under the knife.

One more thing - it says here I'm obligated to thank you for your testing initiative.

Thank you for your testing initiative.

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