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Dixon Bainbridge

I fell off the mountain ledge but luckily my fall was broken by a wolf. The wolf attacked me fortunantly I had a pistol hidden in my mustache. I shot him, but he was only wounded and took my hand... After fighting with the wolf I set off to find the egg of Mantumbi, a sapphire as big as a schoolboys head. Many have tried to find the egg of Mantumbi and many have failed. No one has come so close as the famous explorer, Biggie Shackleton. It is said that Biggie knew the exact whereabouts of the sacred egg and was within days of finding it when, as legend has it, he was frozen to death by a hideous icy bastard known to the locals as Black Frost.


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-Stats-
Endurance: 1
Speed: 1
Melee: 2
Firearms: 2

Big Quest: Ethical Experiments

-Traits-
Specist
Poor Hand-Eye Coordination
Low-Cost Jobs
Knuckley
Loud
Scientist Slayer
Drug-a-Lug
G-P-Yesss

-Starting Items-
Research Gun
Knife
Money (300)
Whiskey
Pistol
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I don't like to finish on a downer. Here's a song:

Turn around.
Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round.
Turn around.
Every now and then I get a little bit worried that the best of all my years have gone by.
And I need you now tonight!
And I need you more than ever!
And if you only hold me tight!
We'll be holding on forever!
And we'll only be making it right...