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Bob Fossil

Welcome to the zooniverse where all your dreams come true... niverse.
I'm general manager Bob Fossil and I'm a human.

Walk and talk with me; We see eye to eye huh? You and Me? I'm your boss man but I'm also your friend but I'm not your wife but we have made massively violent love (wait did I say that out loud?).

Anyways I run a business and the numbers just don't add up, let me explain.
This is the number 2 ok, he runs a coffee shop.
And this is the number 9, and 9 is a customer right?
One day 9 goes in and 2 goes "I don't have a coffee house no more, I have a knife fighting academy".
And number 9 goes "I want coffee".
And number 2 goes "NO I'M GONNA SLICE YOU AND LEARN HOW TO SLICE OTHERS".
AND 9 GOES "I CAN'T I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!"
AND 2 GOES "I'VE LOCKED THE DOOR....."

aaannnnddd that's why I don't like cricket.


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-Stats-
Endurance: 1
Speed: 1
Melee: 1
Firearms: 1

Big Quest: Movin' On Up

-Traits-
Confident in Crowds
Loud
Low-Cost Jobs
Wrong Building
Sucker
Sausage Fingers
Safe in Crowds
Homesickness Killer

-Starting Items-
Mini Fridge
Fud processor (20)
Boombox
Sugar (3)
Friend Phone (2)