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“We have full freedom of speech with no consequences whatsoever!”

~ A white heterosexual male USSA citizen before being shot by Obama's Civilian National Security Force on USSA's Freedom

The United Socialist States of America (also referred to as the United Soviet States of America or the USSA) is a constitutionally Socialist dictatorship, comprising fifty provinces and a federal district. Its history begins in 1985, while Ronald Reagan was president. Young liberal Barrack Obama was in university. Having finished George Orwell's 1984 a year too late, Obama was inspired and concocted a plot that would rid the United States of their problem. In 2008, while being elected, Obama started a revolution that seized all other parties and turned them into soviets. Obama then started hunting down and exterminating all republicans to make his new dictatorship a perfectly left-wing state.

History

The famous United Socialist States of America was finally liberated on the 20th of January 2009 by Himself Barack Obama. He was born in Turkmenistan, which is the perfect place for a Muslim commie dictatorship. The battle was still in the days of the United States of America. He was other Republicans he was willing to send to Hell. He started to pray to Jesus, and he gave him the Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx, father of all things communist. He was excited, and within 6 hours, 6 minutes and 6 seconds, He finished reading it. There was his path and destiny revealed. The Rise of Communism had begun.

Founding of the United Socialist States of America
After he got the peasants, Mexicans, and all the other immigrants, even the illegal ones, he won presidency by 99.9% of the votes because he said that the Republicans ate illegal immigrants for dinner, especially the ones who ran for president, who ate illegal immigrant children.

After his very communistic-socialistic democratic party won 99.9% of the votes and seats in the house, he initiated a revolution on 1st December 2008 that lasted until 1st January 2009. Why did it take so long? Because Barack had some problems with His wife after having some fun together one night, Michelle noticed that Obama had a mustache, much like ol' Hitler and Joseph Stalin, and left him for That guy who lost the 2004 elections. He shaved his mustache but Michelle wouldn't take him back.

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https://uncyclopedia.ca/wiki/United_Socialist_States_of_America

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