Actually really bad at his job since he has to keep paying of the police for litering....

Is currently revenging the sheriff after some dingus (mayor) shot him. Also really likes cheesy pretzels and the mayor banned them because they gave him "bad gas" He plays as a more of a high damage dealing faster shooter due to his high base shooting stat...

Really really really wanted a birthday cake but the mayor banned office parties because he didnt like the show the office....

After a long hourly watching of the citys crime this youngin who saw their family get hit by a hotdog stand that had detached and slammed into them. as such he vowed to stop all crime and hot dog stands, spending hours becoming crimes worse nightmare, batm...

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Every dictators got their playbook sadly theirs is an offbrand one thats poorly translated but hey everyones got their advice: 1. Sneaze Powder 2. Rush your rivers 3. Rain through weather 4. control the tooth 5. Crate a poo sauce packet 6. Pool Forever Pla...