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Dodge Ram 3500 Kodiak (The Atrox Saga) [config]

Part Three: The Grizzly and Its Cub

You backhand the smart-assery out of your idiot son. His idiot head bounces off his seat's idiot headrest. Stupid idiot ash-hole! The little shnit cups his hands around his nose. His worthless blood leaks through his palms. You scream at him to man up! He'll never be a man; always less-than. You wish for the nth time that you had pulled out. Such a waste. A disgrace. A disappointment to the human race. You'll write a song about him. That's a damn fine chorus. You'll title it, "The Apple Fell Far from the Tree." So the sumbitch can scavenge. Hallelujah... Worthless bastard-fool!

Your less-than-stellar offspring swears the Heart of Atrox was in a '71 Hemi Cuda Reef Hunter. No wonder you got smoked down the line! You and your shnit-stick passenger have since been weeks scouting for that godless-damned Roadrunner. That's twice the Heart's slipped away from you; no thanks to your stupid bleeding cunny of a brat.

There's a vehicle on the distant deadpan. You approach, and slow Kodiak to a halt. Golgotha! But that ain't your Doc slumped over on the driver's side.

Golgotha's water tank is empty? Bone-dry! How you gonna drink 14 gallons of water, and still not make it to wherever the hell it is you were going!? Selfish prick... He ain't drinkin' no more. You shake awake the disgusting fluck. You ask him about Doc, relishing the smell of his rotting neck and blood-crusted chest hair. Lovely pale skin... Time to talk, doll-face! He opens his jaundiced eyes, and tells you to screw off. Your stupid, broke-nose son comes 'round with your needle-noses and begins pulling staples. That wakes ol' prickly pear! Wide-eyed and bushy-tailed, doll-face manages to gurgle out "Mani-Fest" and "Atrox." Those prickish eyes are angry! You snatch the pliers, rip out the remaining staples from that sexy neck, and twist this shnit-hole's head until it's hats-off. Those eyes aren't angry now, are they? You pull the body from Golgotha and sling it to the side. Not much blood left in that cadaver to swish around the gumtoothers. You roll that beautiful head under your heel to and fro... You'd sure love to do something with those yellow, ghoulish eyes and their warm, pink sockets, but no time! You crank over and over Doc's steed, but she won't fire. This headless halfwit ran out of fuel, too? Not enough to spare in Kodiak's tanks to siphon.

Nevertheless, a bit of serendipity in those final gurgled words... You're such a bastard-fool for not knowing. Your lacking in knowledge of current events even astounds your self at times. No one will ever know that, though. Tongues are buttery-smooth, reverse-seared of course, and good for the heart. Super tasty.

Mani-Fest is late this year. Of course Atrox will be there!

And a rough compliment to your son; it's about time his balls dropped. You'll learn 'im yet. Maybe that Apple didn't fall so far from the Tree. Might come to be that you're glad you didn't pull out.

Reinvigorated, you and your maybe-not-so-stupid-idiot-ash-hole son charge Kodiak towards the Lights. You've got a snake to smoke! Time to reverse-sear that succulent flucker.

Kodiak's Evergreen paint parameters are H - 135, S - 65, B - 8, and Matte. Its rims are H - 30, S - 55, B - 60, and Matte. Buy new rims and set their ET (offset) to 85, you slithery slimy slug, you. (This step is no longer required. The ET has been updated. Bet you and your slobbering bottom-side didn't expect that, did ya?)

"Unrealistic wheel sizes" must be enabled in your options. You're smart enough to know that. Maybe.

Kodiak can be found in Junkyards, Auctions, and Salons.

CONFIGS REQUIRE A MANUAL INSTALL

1. Subscribe

2. Navigate to ...Steam\steamapps\workshop\content\645630\2443764065

3. Copy the bodyconfig3.txt and config3.txt files.

4. Navigate to ...Steam\steamapps\common\Car Mechanic Simulator 2018\cms2018_Data\StreamingAssets\Cars\DodgeRam3500

5. Paste the two config files here. Configs must be named in numerical order! (Remember to rename these configs, only if you have multiple files, or just a single file, with the appropriate number, in accordance with your config files' numerical order.)

6. Enjoy!