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Noble Frames

Are you a jewel-encrusted count too often mistaken for a lowly baron? A soaring king for a mere dung-encrusted count? Do you weary of your more colour blind courtiers constantly gunking up the iron maiden?

Elegantly preclude such faux pas with Noble Frames. Our skilled artisans have laboured around the hourglass rummaging in the bins behind MacAwesome's Fyne Modyfickacion Workshoppe & Gyfte Emporyum, and by such enterprising and totally legitimate corporate espionage market research have yielded the remedy to your troubles.

Be distinct with distinction with our very finest range of portrait frames — available in baronial oak, comital bronze, ducal silver, royal gold, and stately imperial marble.

Noble Frames: Say 'Nay!' to lèse-majesté.™


(Not suitable for Iron Men wishing to display their Achievements, nor those bereft of lands and title.)



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