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HL2 Processed Citizens

It is absolutely mandatory and HIGHLY advised that you subscribe to the required mod, not because this mod will not work without it or anything like that, but because it is extremely important to the lore of this Serious Sam x Half Life cinamatic universe and stuff or something I guess. You understand.

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Once upon a time, the great and powerful Way Too Much Free Time heard the voices of those who contemplated and pondered over the citizen sky snake's disappearance.
Puzzled by such a creation, once lurking in plain sight, seemingly vanishing due to the great and powerful one's doing, one of the people attempted to recreate the citizen sky snake.

This did not go unnoticed by The o mighty Way Too Much Free Time and it having such a gentle and tender heart, wished not to see these people struggle. Therefore, it was compelled to bring back all the lives lost during the seven hour war. This was an easy feat fo the powerful one, and was performed very quickly!
It always brought a smile to its face how it had the powers to perform such miracles in a matter of minutes, yet has been gived the name; Way Too Much Free Time.

The beloved citizens from City 17 have been (partially) resurected, wearing their iconic jumpsuits and creating various male_07 sounds with their mouth holes, these citizens are convinced that you, the protagonist, is their fictional lord and savior Dr. Gordon Freeman.
It is unclear wheater these citizens wish to intentionally cause harm to Sam "Serious" Stone or if they are simply a careless bunch who accidentally keep slicing the protagonist while attempting at a human hug with their arm joints... but one thing is clear, these citizens need help, and as a wise man once told a nerdy frog lover "(the best way to help them is to) apply bullets as needed."

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This mod re-textures the Processed into the HL2 citizen clothes color and changes some of their sounds into male citizen.
Just a quick, silly and fun thing I felt like doing.
Enjoy!

My apologies for not having a video showcasing these beautiful bois in action. Believe me, I'd love to do that, but Serious Sam 4 loves to not have very good performance, and even less when recording. I am incredibly sorry for having Bad PC(tm).
Please, enjoy a wide variety of pictures, for each one is worth a thousand words as it is said by all, and not questioned, so I shall adapt to this society and do the same. Yes, enjoy.