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"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" - Cave Johnson Introducing the Combustible Lemon™ - the revolutionary portable arson product from Aperture Laboratories! Burning down houses has never been easier! Simply pu...

Does your life suck? Of course it does! You probably think you are doomed to be stupid, ugly, and smelly for the rest of your life, and quite frankly, any reasonable person would agree with you. But wait! We here at Mann Co. are anything but reasonable peo...