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Cirnu Medical Company

The Cirnu medical company is happy to announce their newest batch of supplies, just in time for the apocalypse!

Looking to get yourself in tiptop shape after a scuffle with a tank or a couple hundred infected?

Look no further than the First aid kit!

With its patented Cirnu(TM) Bag, its sure to heal both your body, and your moral, whilst in use, and whilst on your back.


Looking for a quick fix on the go? We have you covered with our own, special, Ibupolen!

Great taste, increased shelf life, and range of treatement compared to Ibuprofen, this sleek bottle is sure to help to get to your next proper aid kit.
(The cirnu medical company is not responsible for any side effects that might occur after consumption of Ibupolen, or any actions the imbiber may commit.)


Simply not stopping not good enough for you? Nothing a bit of Bee sting cant help with!
With its cheerfull guidelines and 'secret' ingredient, it wont just put a pep to your step, it will make you stride trough that horde in style!

Did your friend manage to get themselves offed before having a chance to try any of these products? Worry not!
The Anaphylaxiator will bring those suckers right back, so they can enjoy our products, and learn to use them in the future instead of other, much inferior brands!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your supplies, and get out there to secure your next batch, and the next, and the next, and-...!