In a world of ever increasing complexity, sometimes you need to return to simpler times.
Finally, there's an answer: The Translucent Topper!
Amaze your friends and frighten hat aficionados with this trendsetting, stylish, invisible hat!

FAQ:
Q: Is this a hat?
A: You bet! Theoretical physicists hypothesize that things which we cannot see don't exist, but we proved them wrong!

Q: Does this come with a translucent tie?
A: Don't be silly, why would you even think it came with a tie?

Q: You can't get away with this! I'm calling my lawyers!
A: Please forward all complaints to {LINK REMOVED}