The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Description
~~~~~~~Dafuq is this?~~~~~~~~~
Just like the first part of this,everything,but logic.So if you´re looking for lore-friendly stuff that actually makes sense,leave now and never come back.

~~~~~~~~Yeah,but wtf does this mod do?~~~~~~~~~
-Add stuff to your game,duh...
-Make really useless items really useful,but I get side-tracked easily
-Okay,enough of this

It adds:
-A sword that anti-kills people
-Cooking recipes to turn daggers into food with special properties
-Rock candy!(Currently only has ice-flavour)

Update 1.1(of "screw it,I´ll make it groar"):
-Go into the arcaneum,there´s a soup for you...that you can read. I guess you could call it a poem of a meal...
-And because someone wanted socks so bad,as if his life depended on it,I added a pile of those next to the well in Whiterun
-This update also features a shout that heals friend and (mo-)foe.It uses words that are learnt with vanilla shouts,so try getting alife,flesh and grace. Since I had to find out that every shout word has its specific sound file for every gender of every playable race, I thought "Screw it, bear noises will do just fine"
You might need to give it to yourself by console.
-And lastt butt nott least, a bow! That works like a sword! And it´s on a table in Battleborn-Farm

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Updates~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I just uploaded this,give me some time!
But more really useful stuff is on the way
EDIT: It's been two years, why did I never delete this section?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Not-yet-asked Questions~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q:Where can I find that swaggy sword?
A:Whiterun Catacombs,together with the swaggy, rotten remains of dead citizens

Q:Where can I find this "cool" Rock candy?
A:You can craft it at a smeltery,under "Food"...yep

Q:I don´t have the shout!!!1!one
A:type "help wounds 4" and then "player.addshout X" (X = the ID of SHOU: Shout at wounds)

Q:Why???
A:Because I can!!!

Q:Instructions not clear,got arrow stuck in ♥♥♥♥
A:That´s not a question...


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~More stuff~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The obligatory first part:
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=264306394

Mods of a friend(he´s done a lot more than me):
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/profiles/76561198021622570/myworkshopfiles/?appid=72850


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Permissions~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ask me before using the brainfarts of me and the community,that I just turned into a mod
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17 Jun, 2018 @ 11:39am
my ideas for really useful useless items 2
HashireV3
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chicken, give me tendies, reeee!  [author] 5 Feb, 2017 @ 7:50am 
"And it´s on a table in Battleborn-Farm"
S∀NDWICH R℧BΩT 4 Feb, 2017 @ 2:01pm 
where is the bow?
S∀NDWICH R℧BΩT 4 Feb, 2017 @ 1:21pm 
where do i find these items?
Dimension 19 Jul, 2016 @ 12:11pm 
Hey, do you think you could either create a file that states the location of all the items for this mod and the other, or a room where all of them can be found that is placed in an easily accessible area?
chicken, give me tendies, reeee!  [author] 12 Jun, 2016 @ 6:15am 
Thanks, I've actually got some oreos laying around
🐾Gil Softpaws🐾 11 Jun, 2016 @ 2:41pm 
... I am close to believe that was Sheogorath himself who made this mod, he got a computer in Bliss by combining a cheese and a fox head, and then made this mod.

( jokes aside this mod is so crazy is awesome :fhappy: get yourself a cookie... ooor in case you are actually Sheogorath give yourself a death threat written on the back of an argonian concubine or a strawberry torte :fhappy: )
chicken, give me tendies, reeee!  [author] 18 May, 2016 @ 7:40am 
Now I gotta delete that from the NYAQ
Rawen 17 May, 2016 @ 10:15am 
Instructions not clear,got arrow stuck in ♥♥♥♥
chicken, give me tendies, reeee!  [author] 22 Oct, 2015 @ 8:01am 
T.Hanks
Azzule 21 Oct, 2015 @ 3:23pm 
good mod btw