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Joke Things

Have you ever wanted to kill those pesky raiders with just a finger? Ever wanted to cosplay as a magical girl? Wanted to skewer a man with a sword fish? Well have I got the mod for you!


This very special mod adds a variety of things to your RimWorld game based off of puns and wordplay! Either chuckle in slight amusement and groan inwardly as these ultra powerful weapons wreak havoc on all who gaze upon them!

*We are not responsible for any feelings of grandeur or godhood as you use these probably maybe totally unbalanced weapons made for probably shiz and giggles. Use at your own discretion.

But first! You need Jokium! A super material found in laughter that can be infused into many materials to create these wonder items! How do you get these items, you ask? Simple: buy them, or find them! Unfortunately, this pitiful rimworld you live on doesn't have the tech to extract Jokium from laughter. Plus all your jokes probably suck.

Once you have it, you can infuse them into these amazing items! They are:

• Swordfish - A deadly weapon with a nose so sharp, it can cut through most anything! If you can fish, make it with fish! If you can't, that's alright, any old meat will do!
  
• Morningstar - A morningstar mace with a head so hot, it can set enemies alight!
  
• Bow - A magical bow that turns into a bow that fires spectral arrows!
  
• Finger gun - A hand shaped into a finger gun that turns your imaginary bullets into real bullets! You might need a bit of long pork to make this, however.
  
• Flame thrower - A glove that allows you to throw fireballs! No copyright was infringed in the making of this weapon. Any resemblance to actual items are purely coincidental.
  
• Lightening bolt - An oversized bolt that converts electricity to light in mysterious ways!
  
  We are also legally required to inform you, due to some... mishaps, some of our prototype animals have escaped captivity and have been spread across the galaxy. They are:
  
• Hedge hog - A hog crossed with a berry bush, this specimen can grow taste defying berries!
  
  We thank you for using our items, and we hope to see your kind patronage again soon!
  
  *We are required to inform subbers that this mod is not CE compatible.
  *We are required to inform subbers that this mod uses JokeRanged and JokeMelee for its weapons in case they wish to supply their own factions with these weapons.