The reviled excrement devourer, The berserk booty-bomb banqueter, The crazed caca consumer, The dastardly doodoo devourer, The evil excrement enjoyer, The freaky fecal feaster, The garish guano gobble, The hellish hot-sloppy hoarder, The infamous icky-slicky ingester, The mad manure muncher, The nefarious number-two nibbler, The pesky poopoo plunderer, The sickly shit snacker, The tricky turd taster,
The worrisome waste womper, The repugnant rectum robber, The lecherous lowdown luncher, THE HORRIBLE POO SLURPER