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Hostile Takeover

(Waterwheel Drop held and transitioned into Mount Position)

Whatever you do, don't let go. Slowly slide your center of gravity under your opponent, pushing them up and up and up until you've got control of enough of their "stock" to execute a stunning takeover of their body (whether that body be a corporation or a corpus). What kind of stunning takeover, you ask? Drop them flat on their back before rolling them into mount position. That way, you'll shock their system into letting you take control without providing them a chance to pool their resources into a counterattack. Using the principles of the business world to conquer your promotion may make you the biggest bastard in the wrestling business, but at least you'll be a bastard who gets the job done!