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The Grey Area
Harsh environment research vessel.

Designed and supplied to keep 2 people alive and working at -65 C, in storms that will sink all other ships bar survival and rescue vessels, for 6 month operations.

X1 Polar bear negotiation system : 325 PSI at 32 litres per second. (infinite ammo)
X1 16 000 Watt directional LRAD. (23 second burst only)
X1 2 Meter VLS missile tube. (guided sounding rockets or anything that fits)
X1 "Noobinator": 1.8 meter directional sat dish, running custom backtrack through an obsolete Chinese military packet sniffer with 27 dbi boost and signal amplification, all cabling 22 carat gold. effective range 11KM.
X1 Automatic 6 round speargun.
X2 Hydrophones.
Standard civilian naval radar.
passive/active sonar
X2 hydrophones.
X2 Infra red underwater cameras.
X1 Laser rangefinder (non lethal).
Low grade stealth coating.
Active Lenticular visual camouflage system. (in refit)
(will only work once on intelligent life, currently works on all known drone visual systems, bar the human eyeball.)
4 flavours of air: 16 hours canned, or 6 months maintenance free , independent powered HEPA filtered, or 1 week HL filtered, or open a window.
4 flavours of water: shoreline, or shoreline 5 stage reverse osmosis filtered, or seawater desalinated with option for pre 5 stage reverse osmosis filtration.
X1 Biology workstation with laminar flow, microscopes, autopipetors, glassware, fridge,etc.
X1 Positive/negative pressure, genetic engineering laboratory and surgery. (limited post op intensive care ability) with
bioreactor,autoclave, heart lung bypass machine, syringes, relevant biochem and meds, UV/VIS spectrometer, gas specto, 96 well PCR machine (gradient only). 3D cellular scaffold print system,etc.
X1 Electronics workstation: with all the tools and spares for ship, and sounding rocket maintenance.
X1 Mechanical workstation, press drill ,hydrogen generator, 02 generator, welder, grinder, tools and power tools, 3D fabricator,callipers, spare inox bolts, etc
X1 survival coffin: EM shielded, high impact padding, with 2 hours 02, independent power and water desalination.
X1 Software engineering and astrophysics workstation.
X2 Washing machines, self contained pressure cooker, alcohol stove, induction heaters, drying room. and a Home cinema! this last part requires a super yacht to moor next too, then just open the cargo door, lie back on the couch and switch on the projector and 16000 Watt sound system, very very quietly, or portions of your blood will effectively boil leading to embolism and death within a few seconds.

Main power: 2kW inverter running off 1/4 ton of lead /carbon/ on 1100W solar/wind
Secondary power: 12v/800Watt running off 400aH Silicon salt on 360 solar.
Tertiary Power systems:
X2 small 800 watt solar inversion bricks
X1 800 watt petrol generator
Main engine: Redacted.
Secondary engine: 8 HP Honda outboard
Range: estimated at " the wine will run out first! So who cares"
Top speed: Snail like.
The FTD version has a much fatter missile than me, and simple weapons.

This is my home, currently in Scotland getting a main engine refit and better stealth ability for research. and a tiny wee coffee machine, and now its Neter ready )

The thing in the background is my neighbour it has been here for 3 weeks, it is a prototype fully autonomous Royal Navy sub hunter, this robot does not want to go to Ukraine, it wants to wreck the careers and days of all the wee tech guys and specialists trying to fix it, Sometime I can hear them shouting at it, because it is a very naughty robotic war machine and just goes and does its own random ♥♥♥♥ and does not hunt subs, Russian or otherwise. think it might need NIcks new AI card.