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Goblin Gaming (NEXTBOT)

BACKSTORY
1860 - yoda first goblin to get hit on head (see "SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)"
nov 1911 - father to goben, who creates steam for money
may 1941/ nov 1935 - father to gobmama and famous count gobson dookie
1935-1984 - abuses count gobson dookie and fills head with dreams of being famous
march 1984 - goben dies
march 1985 - to spite his father he actually becomes famous on the anniversary of his father dying while drunk
may 1985 - count gobson dookie takes gobmama to gobbywood because she has nowhere to go
may 1985 - party
may 1985 - count gobson dookie ♥♥♥♥♥ some random ass ♥♥♥♥♥
may 1985 - gobmama meets chill bill, famous voice actor, they fall in love
january 1986 - hector is born
february 1986 - goblin is born
december 1987 - bite of 87 aka goblin learning he is invincible and also becoming afraid of FREDDY FAZ-
1987 - orciplier is born around this time as well as chad. they are twins
2003 - goblin orciplier hector and chad are all in high school together
2004 - orciplier asks out goblin, goblin unknowingly denies (he would have said no but let him down easy)
2004 - chad "stands up" for orciplier, but really just wants someone to bully
2004-2005 - chad kicks the ♥♥♥♥ out of gg every day in the the bathroom
april 2005 - then froglinda (chads ex girlfriend) kicks him in the tiny ♥♥♥♥
june 2005 - gg and froglinda fall in love
mar 2006 - gobby is born
mar 2006 - chad grows hate towards goblin
(goblin remembers orciplier beating him up, because hes dumb and thought chad and orciplier were the same person)

GOBBY ARC
may 2008 - chad hires Goblin Slayer to suffocate goblin in his sleep
(orciplier and g/s meet for the first time)
froglinda goes out with her girlfriends for the night to shop or some ♥♥♥♥ idk im gay
goblin sleeps on couch and leaves gobby in f/g bed because he is crying alot
goblin slayer sneaks in and kills gobby
froglinda gets home, sees gg on couch and goes into bed to find dead gobby, screams
blames gg and leaves
breaks up with him
goblin goes into depression, fired from job, cant afford their house anymore, goes to live with cousin hector
hector has mansion inherited from father
apr 6 2008 - dookie dies and leaves things to only heir, Hector, who randomly showed up on his doorstep one day
goblin moves in and shenanigans ensue, house ends up being destroyed and they live in one of his abandoned apartment complexes
...where orciplier, chad, gob charles, etc. all also happen to "live"
june 2009 - goblina is born
september 2015 - chill bill dies because of heartbreak over skylanders sucking ass
may 2022 - froglinda is hit by car (frogger)

goblin rap cancelled.

ALL GOBLIN LORE IN ONE PLACE!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/180e-DONMlX_iTj_GPMxeQRaoDisuGS-o0Gea1bn6iTg/edit?usp=sharing

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