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PeopleCorp Synthetic "Vodka"

Concerningly high ABV? Check. Laced with methanol? Check. Will instantly kill anyone within ten bottles? Check. Completely black out within two? *glug glug* Absolut-

If you didn't get enough brain damage from that entire bottle of stolen booze you downed behind an undisclosed convenience store, this is the right product for you. This and a full container of antidepressants and you'll have the worst night of your life.

Features:

Will flat out kill people if they drink too much

Causes complete loss of coordination

Signature white color and questionable opacity for something that should be mostly ethanol

Some individuals during trials forgot to breathe

"I wish I could just forget her"