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Shut the fuck up. Your dad is living on a nice island paradise while your mom sells her body online for old men to jack off to; your stupid sister is the girl friend of the ohio butt tickler; your brotha is now serving in a child army unit in south america. Your car is more broken down than the relationship with your parents; you're currently making 10 thousand dollars a decade; your pets are most likely livestock for you; if your life ended it would have the same impact as a small raindrop falling out of the sky; your face looks like the actual nerd emoji; your penis is subatomic; your parents are not in contact; they have gotten a divorce, dad takes all of the money, and no child support. Your aunt is currently serving 10 years in jail due to shooting innocent children at the schoo; your uncle is arrested for farding on the babies. And no dad. Also small penis L copy pasters.
Слава Україні!