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WARNING! Carry on edging! Or you will die, even if you had one edge session! Once there was a little rizzler called Baby Gronk, he was seven-years-old and he lived in a Costco, because he rizzed AJ and Big Justice. He got so rizzful he went to edge all the staff in the Costco so Duke Dennis decided that best idea was to get rid of him, so they set up a special room to rizz him, as skibidi as possible, but it went wrong - the RizzMachine3000 was set on GOON-MODE.. And he sat there in goonbliss for hours until he died. Now, on all of his Reddit Cakedays he returns to a person that edges to this letter. He creeps into your room and jelqs you slowly, by [NOT DESCRIBING THIS]. Now, send this to ten other profiles on steam, and he will goon someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake.
WARNING! STFU! Or you will die, even if you don't shut up! Clarissa isnt freaking real. Snap back to reality. hopefully, if you copy and paste this comment and spam it in 10 comments in the next 10 minutes, we can hopefully stop these stupid comments. TIC TOC